Hello, let's roll, never get their control.

They've got their money, but we've got our soul.

Let's roll, let's roll, never get their control.

They've got their money, but we've got our soul.

Hello and welcome to Redacted Tonight.

These are dire times, folks.

And I think most of you know what the greatest risk is to all of us right now.

Sure, some of you are thinking the fact that I can't pay for my insulin this month, but nope, nope, not a big deal.

Others of you are thinking the fact

that I inhale asbestos all day at my job because it's the only way I can feed my children

who, despite my greatest efforts at convincing them otherwise, still seem to think they require

food to get by. But nope, nope, that's not it, not significant, not big enough. Think big. Now you got it. China, the great red menace

with 1.3 billion people who make most of the products you own, baha ha ha ha, except the sex toys,

which were made in Santam Werte for some reason. Waha ha ha ha ha.

Western mainstream media, along with our government,

have been doing everything they can to push anti-China propaganda the past several years,

despite the fact China is making great technological advancements

in many areas and succeeded in ending extreme poverty for a hundred

million of their citizens. To put that in perspective, that's a third of the U.S. population

or a quarter of the number of people Dr. Phil has fucked up. Then there's the fact China hasn't

gone to war or bombed anyone in decades

and have only one military base outside of China while the U.S. has bombed all of the people recently

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