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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

690 - No Woke Zone

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2022

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

We love you - be safe - and we'll see you on Monday! - d

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On this week's show:

* No woke zone

* French drains don't work 

* The reach around

* Hugging an oak tree

* Tom's pool flooded

* Florida Lt. Dan 

* Damage around Orlando 

* Condom on a microphone

* Swimming in Lake Eola 

* Swat the papayas

* International podcast day 

* Coolio died

* Hurricane snacks 

* Worm pee 

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Thanks for watching us, and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy.

T&d

Transcript

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0:00.0

Today's A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by Guardian Water Services.com, especially with the hurricane hitting us.

0:08.5

Everybody's looking for water.

0:09.9

People have boiled water alerts.

0:11.5

And if you have that RO system in your house, like me and Daniel do, Sam does, we have here at the studio.

0:17.8

Absolutely.

0:18.7

It's purified water straight from your tap.

0:21.8

You get a little separate faucet that you can get the RO water from.

0:26.9

It collects underneath their sink and you have pure water at all time.

0:33.3

Yeah, and the coolest thing about this, it's gravity fed.

0:35.5

So I have a reservoir in my kitchen.

0:37.7

The water comes in there.

0:38.6

If my power were to go out, that's fine. I still get water from the system. And don't even get me started if you wanted a full system, if you wanted to get that Westinghouse system to protect your pipes, to handle every aspect of water throughout your entire dwelling. You can totally do that. But man, there's really nothing

0:54.4

and nothing better and you get spoiled having this pure RO water straight from the source. I use

0:59.7

it for cooking. It's amazing. And you'll drink it and you'll get spoiled and you will actually

1:04.9

consume more water because it's just better quality water. Well, like you said, you don't have to

1:08.7

buy bottled water. You don't have to buy Britta filters or anything like that. To waste. And then with the conditioning system, it does save your pipes from repiping your house because the calcium buildup. It takes all that out, all the chlorine. You use cheaper soaps. Talk to them. It's guardian water services.com. Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio.

1:29.4

It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan.

1:32.1

Whoopi!

1:35.6

Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program.

1:43.3

We hope that you will find our presentation

1:46.1

precise.

1:47.8

Joke heavy. And just right.

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