Some news for you. We're going back to one episode a week. With a success of Uncle Roger,

and as things are starting to open back up again, we're starting to get more and more busy.

So to be able to manage the workload and still give you quality episodes, we're going to focus

on our Tuesday ups with just us chatting about comedy, Hume, Ben, and everything that's going on

in our lives. But don't worry, we're upping our Patreon bonus ups to two a month.

That's where our guest episodes are moving.

And the guests now are going to be you guys.

Every month we're going to release an agony, uncle, and auntie episode where we answer

questions that you listeners send in.

And then we're going to have a guest episode where we interview a listener from our rice mogul tier

or above.

So head on over to patreon.com slash rice to meet you pod so you can keep up with all of the content

we're going to give you. And for a chance to reprimand, Nigel yourself. All right, that's all

for me. And now on with the show. Like the other night, someone peed on our front door and we

were just there watching him and he was just there like drunk high or whatever.

They're really into eye contact.

They love it.

It's so weird.

You wouldn't do that to somebody's house, would you?

I would.

I'll pee in the front door and maintain eye contact

to establish dominance.

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