So I can start by saying that I am woefully uncomfortable.

And the thing of it is is that my wife Aaron has told me for a long time to clean up my office.

And I've been procrastinating about that because I really don't feel like cleaning up my office.

And the three feet between the door and the chair is always clear, ish.

And the desk has enough room

for me, ish, and that's all I really need. But tonight I'm sitting on the futon in the office,

which is usually the dumping ground for all the things I don't know where to put. And the reason

I'm doing that is because we have a very special guest on tonight's

analog. Mike is in the United States of America. But because of that, he couldn't be on the show

because he's not in the correct United States of America, if you will. And instead, I'm sitting

on the futon tonight because in her podcasting debut, I have my lovely

wife, Aaron, joining us tonight.

Say hi, Aaron.

Hi.

You sound super confident.

How long did you prepare that?

I didn't.

I'm a professional podcasters.

I see.

Mm-hmm.

So we're going to try this.

Aaron has never been on a podcast before.

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