69: Sex Splits

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2020

⏱️ 108 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Financial literacy is important as are cameras surrounding your house. Dog bites suck, 90s beauty products were great and Pata Fria made Crystal litter. Do a credit check on your future partners and don’t ask how much someone paid for their kids.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Bullshin!
0:01.0	It's shit.
0:02.0	Do you feel one boy?
0:05.0	Oh, I can't hear him.
0:08.0	Lev, did you say we're recording?
0:10.0	Oh, I can't. You think she's going to date you?
0:15.0	You think she's going to date you?
0:18.0	Do you see what I do have to do?
0:20.0	This thing was bothering me because I didn't have a tail right here.
0:23.8	So you made it when I had to.
0:25.6	I was like, we can't start until I give it a signal.
0:27.4	So now it's like, is it an n or is it a big h?
0:30.6	It's an end for.
0:33.0	No. Oh.
0:35.0	Come on feel the no hoarse.
0:38.0	Chris it looks like Debbie Gibson today.
0:40.0	Gers, rock your boars.
0:42.0	Your stupid hair.
0:44.4	I have a wave, it's an oomph.
0:47.4	She's a really big wave in her hair.
0:49.2	It looks very saved by the bell.
0:50.8	I just, you know, fluffed it to the side when I was feeding the
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