68: Wiener Rescue

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2020

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Ep.68. V Day recap, it’s time to restructure The Bakers Act, we love dating shows and Robert Lee Noye is a hero. Domestic violence is serious, don’t bomb the wrong house, you can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. Enjoy xo

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0:00.0	And the Stop I'm going to pick everything up. Welcome.
0:14.0	Welcome. I'm going to pick everything up.
0:28.0	Welcome. We're in a bad mood because this bitch is getting all my nerves. With a stupid fucking bitch.
0:32.0	Fucking stupid bitch.
0:35.0	Welcome to Hello Disfunction with Pata F
0:38.0	and Crystal, the nice girl.
0:40.0	No, you're not the nice girl.
0:42.0	I am the nice girl. You're the
0:43.4	fucking wicked witch today. You bitch. See so what?
0:48.6	Annoying me. It's all right. I got something to beat that fucking bell.
0:51.9	No, taking away all parts of this. I was playing this bell
0:56.1	nice and beautifully and she fucking took the drumstick and launched it across the room.
1:00.5	Because we don't need that. We don't need it. Somebody wore her extra
1:05.8	bossy pants today. We're here for episode 68.
1:12.0	6 8, 689. 689. 6 8 9. Feeling great.
1:15.0	Because 6 8 9, remember, get it.
1:17.0	Hoh, ho.
1:19.0	Why was 6 afraid of 7?
1:21.0	Yeah, 7 8 9. Oh, seven, eight, nine.
1:23.4	Oh, that's what I did I say six, eight, nine?
1:25.8	I said it twice.
1:28.9	I mean, it could have eight nine.
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