69 - Kump on the Cross

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Ray and Lucie talk about Easter, the crucifixion, dog anatomy, and how doctors are overrated.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Kump, coming to you a day later than the normal date.
0:26.2	Apologies.
0:27.2	But, you know, we were too busy getting crazy on Easter.
0:32.4	How was your Easter, Lucy?
0:34.8	It was good.
0:35.9	Was it?
0:36.5	Yeah, it was great.
0:37.6	Good, because mine was amazing. It was good. Was it? Yeah, it was great. Good, because mine was amazing.
0:40.5	We had ham.
0:42.2	We had wine.
0:43.9	We had potatoes.
0:45.7	Easter bunny.
0:46.5	We don't have any idea.
0:47.0	No, we didn't.
0:47.9	Eggs?
0:48.8	We didn't part.
0:49.7	I like the party on Easter.
0:51.5	We didn't party on Easter.
0:52.7	This is the big problem of this pandemic. I need to, like, get a fucking, you know, tie a knot on. Is that a term for it? Tionot. I need a... That seems like vaguely related to when dogs fuck. I don't know. Dogs, they don't have opposable thumbs i think that if a dog could talk
1:11.8	that's what he would say and he was kind of a creep dogs have no concept of i'm i don't even think
1:15.7	i don't i gotta get a nod on i'm saying just be i might even think of like i'm not being a dick
1:21.9	well dogs don't have a concept of language no assuming they did i'll tell you what they don't have
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