This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and

tools together in one place. It's your digital HQ where you can increase productivity,

enable flexibility and automate workflows. Plus, Slack is full of game-changing features

like huddles for quick check-ins or Slack Connect, which helps you connect with partners

inside and outside of your company. Slack, where the future works. Get started at

Slack.com slash DHQ. At TikTok, we're known for entertainment, but behind the scenes,

we're committed to safety within our community. That's why we set all TikTok accounts

age between 13 and 15 as private, with no access to direct messaging. Our family

parent tool lets you link your accounts to your teams, so you can adjust what content

they see and manage how long your family spends on TikTok with our screen time management

tool, safety, your priorities, our commitment. Search TikTok Guardians Guide to learn more.

Episode 69 of Congratulations is brought to you by the Cash App. All the babies use

the Cash App, which is why it's the number one finance app in the App Store. And now

the Cash Card is more powerful than ever with Cash App's latest feature, Cash Boost.

Download the Cash App, get your free Cash Card and select your Boost. Save money when

you swipe on stuff like coffee, Chipotle, Shake Shack and more. Download the Cash App,

which is free for iOS or Android now.

Hey babies, what's up? Do it at Episode 69. You know what that means? It's a second

dick and eat and pussy episode. That's what you do. You fucking put it around. You put

your face in each other's private. So now I realize I lost a bunch already. You know,

if you're tuning in and you're Mormon and you're listening to the podcast right now,

you go like this. Nope, and you click it off. But that's fine. I don't want those people

...