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The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, America celebrates its birthday with 250 year old ideas about pluralism, all the holy water and anointing oil in Vatican City can't lubricate the arid mouth of Marco Rubio, and that’s only one of the similarities Marco Rubio’s mouth shares with Ben Shapiro’s wife’s vagina.
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Guest Links:
The links mentioned in the Farnsworth Quote:
Creating Dangerously podcast: https://www.shawnafoundation.org/general-6
Florence on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100050205/florence
Florence on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Florence-Blu-ray-Skip-Shea/dp/B0GSCFXQ5F
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Headlines:
Rededicate 250: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/white-house-to-host-taxpayer-funded and https://www.scrippsnews.com/life/faith-and-religion/national-mall-prayer-event-sparks-concern-about-trump-administration-eroding-the-wall-between-church-and-state
Christian megachurch founder Brian Houston shared adult content on social media again: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-megachurch-founder-brian
Christian nationalists try to undercut liberal education, accidentally hit religious schools: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/the-gop-wanted-to-punish-liberal
Ryan walters is getting divorced: https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/oklahoma-schools-chief-ryan-walters-files-divorce-after-ordering-schools-teach-mandate-christian-1796793
Marco Rubio meets with Pope Leo and gives him a very embarrassing gift: https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/06/politics/pope-leo-rubio-meeting
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marco-rubio-gift-pope-leo_n_69fdc1d2e4b0cb033e513b3c
Transcript
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| 1:13.5 | pledge. Learn more at M-A-Y-T-R-E-O-N.com. And now, The Scathing Atheist. This is Patrick Bracken, |
| 1:21.1 | host of the Creating Dangerously podcast and star of the new movie Florence, now available on |
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| 1:30.8 | And based on the behavior and the ultimate fate of the priest character in our film, |
| 1:35.8 | I can confidently say we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men and women. |
| 1:40.4 | Music and with it. |
| 2:03.2 | It's Thursday. |
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