688: Mark of da Papa

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2025

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Our live, up-to-the-minute coverage of the Papal Conclave, lovingly edited and released 4 days later.

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0:00.0	White smoke, new Pope, Father, Son, and Holy Ghosts.
0:03.0	Turn on the oven and throwing some toast,
0:06.0	and that's how you blow that pop smoke.
0:08.0	Chimney spray brand new day.
0:09.0	If you see black smoke, don't be dismayed, burn smoke, new hope.
0:23.6	Time to start printing T-shirts and posters.
0:27.6	Picture of the new Pope on your Catholic coasters.
0:30.6	It's been quite a ride, I must say.
0:32.6	Prayed for the new Pope every day.
0:35.6	Will he love or reject the gays?
0:38.4	Will he be mean?
0:39.5	What will he say?
0:41.5	Gonna find out about the new pope today. White Smoke, New Pope, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, turn on the oven and throwing some toast, and that's how you blow that pop smoke chimney spray
1:12.8	brand new day if you see black smoke don't be dismayed burnt toast no pope white smoke new hope
1:18.6	time to start printing t-shirts and posters picture of the new pope on your catholic coasters
1:24.4	it's been quite a ride i must say prayed for the new Pope every day
1:29.6	Will he love or reject
1:31.5	the gays?
1:32.7	Will he be mean?
1:33.8	What will he say?
1:35.7	Gonna find out about the new
1:37.6	Pope today.
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