What is happening everybody? It is a new episode. It will be taught. Number 688. It is a solo

edition today, a solo episode. I'm flying solo and all kinds of stuff to get into today.

Glad you're here. Thank you for joining me and thanks for joining me every week.

You guys have a good weekend or what's happened? It's been fucking raining here again in LA.

That's every week. It's just insane. It's just a full-blown Seattle junior now. Just rains,

you know, three days in a row then it's sunny for about a minute and then it rains again. Same

shit I talked about last week. Just non-stop rain. Rained on those fuckers out there running the

marathon. The LA marathon was yesterday. Just fucking up the streets. Just fucking up the streets.

You want to have the LA marathon? Just have them run through like areas where nobody goes.

Like set them out there and vanhise through the industrial area. You know, give them some obstacles

or have them run through what's that called down there? The fucking now, you know, the downtown

just tent city down there. Have them run through there see if they can make it through.

Just like a game of Frogger. Just dudes out there. Get them.

Man, zombie, zombie apocalypse. Zombie on a pocalypse. Fuck.

Anyway, it was funny. Somebody had retweeted something I tweeted and I was like, did I say that?

And I looked. I don't know how people do this. But do they go through your entire feed

for me years and years? Who's got that kind of time? Just scrolling through. And I'm going to look

at it real quick. He retweets it. And I'm like, I don't think I tweeted that. And then I was like,

oh, I did. But it was in 2015. That's how long I've been wasting my life away on social media.

2015 on Twitter, I wrote, run your fucking marathon on a treadmill like everybody else does.

Assholes. Fuck the LA marathon. That's the hashtag. So they must have searched,

fucked the LA marathon hashtag. And I just searched it. And it hasn't been a tweet with that

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