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Hello everybody, it's Monday December 12th, Chappau coming at you.

Okay, gentlemen, to start off today's show, I have one question for you.

What are you going to do with all that fusion energy?

That's right, fusion energy, now reality.

It's real, carbon-free energy, it's free, it's infinite.

The problems of the world, they're over, folks.

We've got fusion power now.

Can I show you how I would have done that?

Yeah, Brandon may be dividing the races apart, but he's bringing particles together.

And for the first time, it's energy positive.

He's America's first power grid president who's causing a race war.

It's so dumb that he went with, we're going to cure cancer as his big fake promise when

he was running in the first place.

If he'd said fusion energy, people would have made just as much fun of him, but at least

now he'd have been able to be like, aha, fuck you.

Well, what if he gets that too?

What if, well, that he's-

What if there's no question?

I really love the idea that America, we discover every science thing that we last talked

about in 1999.

We get completely clean, completely renewable fusion energy.

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