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How Long Gone

686. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5951 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about where the Italian tennis players eat in New York for the US Open, it's quiet for Burning Man, Chris' plan for Oasis tickets, how much drunken hooliganism will take place, our Hokas are becoming too squishy, getting mixy with gym attire, TJ got the Bug-A-Salt gun, Viome test results, boneless fruit, and TJ proposes a new style of eating at restaurants with friends. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The How long gone is here? What's up? It's me, Jason, Chris, what's up? It's me,

0:19.7

Jason, Chris, what's up, how are you? What up, bro?

0:22.3

What up, bro? You know, another day for Labor Day baby.

0:26.0

Another day in Paradise, yeah, I'm wearing my American Flag sweater with my American Flag pants

0:31.0

just to celebrate Labor Day and I know that you're preparing for a big crab boil. pants just

0:33.0

to celebrate Labor Day and I know that you're preparing for a big crab boil over at your house

0:35.8

so I hope that you've kind of put the the paper down on the table so you can just

0:40.1

dump that dump that bucket out tomorrow. I've got the Baltimore

0:44.0

Gazette laid out all over my picnic bench in the backyard, ready to receive my

0:49.7

corn cobs and loose potatoes. How sick would it be if you were that serious that you were like I

0:55.0

ordered some Boston I ordered some Baltimore gazets on eBay to make the

0:58.6

experience more authentic for everyone I hope you guys appreciate that. That's not a bad idea.

1:03.0

Yeah, whenever I would see those like old videos or like, you know,

1:07.0

you know, fish and ships used to be served on the newspaper back in the day and

1:12.0

even then I'd be like is this really a sanitary move?

1:17.2

It's definitely not a sanitary move.

1:18.4

You get ink all over your damn crab is the thing.

1:22.2

There's no way. I mean not to be confused with the the

1:26.7

Japanese inky crab which is a very seasonal delicious item oh I apologize for that

1:31.7

yes yeah I mean obviously it's good it's good to put a little meat or I mean sorry good to put a little dirt on your fingernails and eat a little bit of newspaper ink every once in a while. But maybe back then you know whatever in the 60s or

1:46.7

or so 50s that was before we kind of had those processed GMO newspaper inkks and all those you know seed oil inks that was

1:56.6

damaging our body. I cannot get a even a little bit of the seed oil ink in my mouth

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