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Duncan Trussell Family Hour

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Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.811K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2025

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Soul Greetings, fellow quantum beings! May your scrotes throb in anticipation and never in trepidation. It's time to deal with our lack of certifications in our expertises.

Greenville family! Duncan is coming to The Comedy Zone in Greenville, SC, May 9 & 10! Click here to get your tickets now.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, well, well, hello to you, my beautiful, beautiful friends.

0:07.0

I'm so happy to see you.

0:09.0

Sorry, I'm late.

0:10.8

You're going to find out why I'm late in a second.

0:13.1

But first, let me just give you a deep soul greeting.

0:17.4

By that, I mean from the eternal quantum state that is underneath all of my

0:26.2

karmic chakric systems down below the muck and the mini astral taints that wrap around the throbbing

0:36.1

scrote of my soul.

0:39.4

Quote W.B. Yates, I want to say I love you

0:43.2

and I'm so glad that you're here.

0:46.1

It's a wonderful thing that we for a little while

0:49.9

still have access to this technology.

0:52.6

It's a wonderful thing that the monolithic power structures that exist out there

0:59.9

and would very much like us not to be chatting with each other

1:03.0

have yet to devise the way to truly pull this incredible tool from our hands.

1:11.6

I'm sure the gods wanted to yank fire from humans when Prometheus made his fatal error.

1:20.1

One of the greatest errors of all time.

1:23.1

And I have no doubt that somebody told Jesus to shut the fuck up many, many times when, in his

1:33.5

early 30s, whenever he disappeared.

1:37.7

But friends, we will not be stopped.

1:42.1

We, if you were here with us last uh, last week, you know what happened.

1:47.6

We're shut down.

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