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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

683 - Life is Fake

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2022

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Don’t sleep on that Josh Wolf interview. Dude is always so damned fun when he comes in. Have a fantastic weekend and sign up to be a BDM member if you want to be a part of our annual BDM Beach Party. www.tomanddan.com/registration

On this week’s show:

* Seth's bulimia

* Recruiting Traci as camel girl

* Business off

* Volumptuous

* Train horn on Hummers

* Seth drove through an apartment complex gate

* Driving on the beach

* Life is fake

* Crazy list of things Antonio Brown has done

* Hard Knocks

* Tommy Lee ding dong

* Drippy peepee

  • Would Tom rather bring back his dad and brother vs never having his boys?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Today's a mediocre time at Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by our good friends over at Streamline

0:05.9

Mortgage Solutions. Yep, if you're looking to buy a house, get a mortgage, do a re-fi, or I know

0:12.8

we talked to Leo, the COO of Streamline Mortgage Solutions about reverse mortgages and how they've

0:19.4

changed. They're actually called home equity conversion mortgages and basically a long of a short

0:26.8

of it, this could be great for your parents, your grandparents, you have to be over 62 years of age.

0:31.9

So maybe even if you're listening to this, you're over 62, it's a way for you to stop paying your

0:36.8

mortgage payment and have the house pay you each month based on the equity and... Oh my god,

0:42.4

that's like in Conto. And you know what Leo told us is everybody's doing that now because

0:48.0

they're your home values are so high that you lock it in now while the value is super high and then

0:55.1

that way, you know, it's just a business decision. You lock in where like, oh your house was valued at

1:01.4

this. This is based on the math while we're gonna pay you based on that equity. If they're all

1:06.9

government insured now, they changed years ago, just sit down and talk to them because this is what I

1:12.0

know. Yeah, there's a lot to go through that you're not going to understand. There's also a lot of

1:15.2

safeguards that are in place now so people don't make catastrophic mistakes. I mean these things

1:20.5

are in place to help you. 100% and the great thing about streamline mortgage is they've worked

1:26.0

with so many different BDMs and Tom and Dan listeners. If you go on their website dreamlineflorda.com,

1:33.0

there's a Tom and Dan logo and Brian Zimel's cell phone number is there. That's him, get hold of him.

1:39.2

When you you could call or text him directly the owner of streamline mortgage and they'll explain

1:44.6

it to you and again, like what is the new thing now before you even do these type of programs,

1:50.8

they actually sit down with you and make sure that you fully understand it. That's really important

1:54.9

and it will help you out. Yeah, and they want you to go and talk to them and see what makes sense

2:01.6

for you because it's different for everybody but that's what for sure I could tell you they will

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