683 - Life is Fake
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2022
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
Don’t sleep on that Josh Wolf interview. Dude is always so damned fun when he comes in. Have a fantastic weekend and sign up to be a BDM member if you want to be a part of our annual BDM Beach Party. www.tomanddan.com/registration
On this week’s show:
* Seth's bulimia
* Recruiting Traci as camel girl
* Business off
* Volumptuous
* Train horn on Hummers
* Seth drove through an apartment complex gate
* Driving on the beach
* Life is fake
* Crazy list of things Antonio Brown has done
* Hard Knocks
* Tommy Lee ding dong
* Drippy peepee
- Would Tom rather bring back his dad and brother vs never having his boys?
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| 0:00.0 | Today's a mediocre time at Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by our good friends over at Streamline |
| 0:05.9 | Mortgage Solutions. Yep, if you're looking to buy a house, get a mortgage, do a re-fi, or I know |
| 0:12.8 | we talked to Leo, the COO of Streamline Mortgage Solutions about reverse mortgages and how they've |
| 0:19.4 | changed. They're actually called home equity conversion mortgages and basically a long of a short |
| 0:26.8 | of it, this could be great for your parents, your grandparents, you have to be over 62 years of age. |
| 0:31.9 | So maybe even if you're listening to this, you're over 62, it's a way for you to stop paying your |
| 0:36.8 | mortgage payment and have the house pay you each month based on the equity and... Oh my god, |
| 0:42.4 | that's like in Conto. And you know what Leo told us is everybody's doing that now because |
| 0:48.0 | they're your home values are so high that you lock it in now while the value is super high and then |
| 0:55.1 | that way, you know, it's just a business decision. You lock in where like, oh your house was valued at |
| 1:01.4 | this. This is based on the math while we're gonna pay you based on that equity. If they're all |
| 1:06.9 | government insured now, they changed years ago, just sit down and talk to them because this is what I |
| 1:12.0 | know. Yeah, there's a lot to go through that you're not going to understand. There's also a lot of |
| 1:15.2 | safeguards that are in place now so people don't make catastrophic mistakes. I mean these things |
| 1:20.5 | are in place to help you. 100% and the great thing about streamline mortgage is they've worked |
| 1:26.0 | with so many different BDMs and Tom and Dan listeners. If you go on their website dreamlineflorda.com, |
| 1:33.0 | there's a Tom and Dan logo and Brian Zimel's cell phone number is there. That's him, get hold of him. |
| 1:39.2 | When you you could call or text him directly the owner of streamline mortgage and they'll explain |
| 1:44.6 | it to you and again, like what is the new thing now before you even do these type of programs, |
| 1:50.8 | they actually sit down with you and make sure that you fully understand it. That's really important |
| 1:54.9 | and it will help you out. Yeah, and they want you to go and talk to them and see what makes sense |
| 2:01.6 | for you because it's different for everybody but that's what for sure I could tell you they will |
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