683 - How I Learned I Could Kill Another Human Being with Comedian Chris Gethard
Story Worthy
Story Worthy Media
4.1 • 529 Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2021
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Comic Chris Gethard (Half My Life, Conan, Beautiful Anonymous) bought a Christmas tree and had it delivered to his New York City apartment. The delivery man appeared to be an innocent goofy guy, but turned out to be anything but. Listen to this tense and horrific story wherever you listen to podcasts!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Christine from Storyworthy. Today on the show, comedian Chris Getther talks about how he learned he could kill another human being. |
| 0:10.0 | I walk across the room and I hand this knife to this guy, George. And when I put this knife in his hand, two things happen. One is he looked down at it with the demeanor of an |
| 0:28.8 | alcoholic who has just had a shot placed in front of him. And I will never forget the words he said, |
| 0:35.4 | which is he looked at the night and he goes, |
| 0:38.5 | Hello, beautiful. |
| 0:42.1 | So this baby monitor is directly between me and George. |
| 0:46.9 | And all of a sudden, I just hear, I could not believe the timing. |
| 0:49.2 | My son wakes up early from his nap. |
| 0:55.9 | And George turns and looks at me with this knife in his hand and goes, Caleb's home? |
| 1:03.3 | Today on the show, Chris Getherd shares a story about how he learned he could kill another human being. |
| 1:04.7 | Stay close. |
| 1:08.7 | Hi, my name's Chris Getherd, and you're listening to Storyworthy. |
| 1:21.6 | Welcome to Storyworthy. My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm coming to you from Los Angeles, California. Whether you're a longtime fan of the show or you're a new listener, |
| 1:27.4 | welcome to Storyworthy. |
| 1:29.5 | This is my anniversary month, Chris. |
| 1:31.9 | I don't know if I told you that, but this is, this is it. |
| 1:34.3 | My 11 year anniversary of Storyworthy is right now. |
| 1:38.8 | The first episode went up in July of 2010. |
| 1:42.0 | So this is 11 years of Storyworthy. |
| 1:44.6 | I think you're like my number 680 second guest or 683. |
| 1:50.2 | That's badass. |
| 1:52.2 | Congrats. |
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