682: Astro-Naughty Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, Trump’s Easter message goes a little off track, we learn that Jesus Christ definitely skipped egg day again, and Biblepiece Theater will check the New Testament’s spam folder.
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Headlines:
Trump’s easter message goes off the rails: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-easter-egg-roll-iran-comments-b2952521.html
Jonathan Majors Fell Through A Window On Daily Wire Action Flick, Leading Crew To Walk Off Set; Producers Say They “Don’t Negotiate With Communists”: https://deadline.com/2026/04/jonathan-majors-falls-through-window-crew-strike-daily-wire-1236773038/
Florida attorney general says state can ignore its own constitution to fund religion: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/florida-attorney-general-says-state
JD Vance’s book uses random church for cover photo: https://people.com/jd-vance-memoir-catholicism-shows-methodist-church-11940702
Nuns who broke back into their Austrian convent ‘are step closer to being able to stay’: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/03/nuns-who-broke-back-into-their-austrian-convent-are-step-closer-to-being-able-to-stay
Massive Texas drone show brings Easter story to the sky: https://dallasexpress.com/state/massive-texas-drone-show-brings-easter-story-to-the-sky/
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This Week in Misogyny:
https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/these-christian-men-want-women-barefoot
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/opinion/women-workplace-dei-feminism.html
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | warning there will be fuchs. |
| 0:02.5 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Mint Mobile and by Chocolate Chip Mobile. |
| 0:09.2 | Now if only we could get these two together. |
| 0:11.7 | And now, the Skating Atheist. |
| 0:14.2 | Good-day. This is Justin from Secular Alcoholics Anonymous Australia. |
| 0:18.7 | We don't allow anyone to take an earbashing from a god-botherer, |
| 0:23.3 | even though they do prove that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey people. |
| 0:27.9 | Music It's Thursday. |
| 0:51.3 | It's April 9th. |
| 0:52.8 | And it's National Cherish and Antique Day. |
| 0:56.4 | Love you, Noah. |
| 0:57.8 | I'm still just vintage. |
| 0:59.4 | I'm no illusions. |
| 1:01.2 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:02.5 | I'm Ethan Wright. |
| 1:03.6 | And from Elliot Caddoz, New Jersey, |
| 1:06.2 | National Champions, Ann Arbor, Michigan, and Waycross, Georgia. |
| 1:09.0 | This is the scathing atheist. |
| 1:11.4 | On this week's episode, Trump's Easter message goes a little off track. |
| 1:16.0 | Does it? |
| 1:16.8 | We learned that Jesus Christ definitely skipped Egg Day again. |
| 1:21.2 | And Bible Peace Theater will check the New Testament spam folder. |
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