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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 July 2022
⏱️ 140 minutes
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Summary
I'm going to claim "not a bad effort" because this sh*t straight up sucks, but you know us; too hard-headed to not do it, and we hate letting you down. To those of you that caught us LIVE, thank you so much! I'm sorry that the stream and the video are choppy. There wasn't much I could do about that as we were at the mercy of the internet God, and how much usage the surrounding area was getting today. (Me thinks folks were streaming on their lunch breaks! lol) With that said, we got it done and we hope you enjoy the effort! Have a fantastic weekend and we should be full strength on Monday for Shart Week!
On this week's show:
* Tom shame cleaned his garage
* Tom still hasn't tipped his garbage men
* Grass talk
* Will Smith apology video
* Dan's back procedure
* Frog epidural
* Twilight
* Dan's legs don't work
* Tony Robbins and stem cells
* Kyler Murray film study
* Wackapedia
* Angie Everhart egging her neighbor's house
* Tom can't do anything by himself
* Teacher shortage
* Reliable fart welder
* Brooklyn pastor robbed
* Scientology
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Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish.
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| 0:00.0 | Today's A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by. |
| 0:04.8 | Guardian Water Services.com. |
| 0:07.2 | We've been working with Guardian Water Services for a while, and we both have RO systems in our house. |
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| 0:27.7 | funny about it too, is that like in my house, because I have a child, and a lot of our listeners do, |
| 0:33.1 | my daughter's favorite foods are rice and pasta, and you need really high-quality water to make both of those taste excellent. |
| 0:39.6 | So the majority of my guardian water just goes to making rice, like I am a small Asian man in a hut. |
| 0:46.3 | Yeah, I mean, it goes right underneath your sink. |
| 0:50.0 | Me and Daniel have one. |
| 0:51.3 | We have one for the studio. |
| 0:52.8 | I know Seth got one. |
| 0:54.1 | Our buddy Tony got one. We have one for the studio. I know Seth got one. Our buddy Tony got one. |
| 0:56.3 | Sam has one. |
| 0:58.1 | Andrea actually had someone from her work go to Guardian to get one in their work facility |
| 1:03.7 | because they got tired of having the cooler and having the dude drop off the huge jugs. |
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| 1:16.8 | out from your sink. |
| 1:18.0 | They put in a little tiny faucet that usually goes where your soap dispenser goes on your |
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