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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

681 - Zoom is Trash

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2022

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

I'm going to claim "not a bad effort" because this sh*t straight up sucks, but you know us; too hard-headed to not do it, and we hate letting you down. To those of you that caught us LIVE, thank you so much! I'm sorry that the stream and the video are choppy. There wasn't much I could do about that as we were at the mercy of the internet God, and how much usage the surrounding area was getting today. (Me thinks folks were streaming on their lunch breaks! lol) With that said, we got it done and we hope you enjoy the effort! Have a fantastic weekend and we should be full strength on Monday for Shart Week!

On this week's show:

* Tom shame cleaned his garage

* Tom still hasn't tipped his garbage men

* Grass talk

* Will Smith apology video

* Dan's back procedure

* Frog epidural

* Twilight

* Dan's legs don't work

* Tony Robbins and stem cells

* Kyler Murray film study

* Wackapedia

* Angie Everhart egging her neighbor's house

* Tom can't do anything by himself

* Teacher shortage

* Reliable fart welder

* Brooklyn pastor robbed

* Scientology

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Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish.

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T&d

Transcript

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0:00.0

Today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by

0:04.4

GuardianwaterServices.com

0:07.2

We've been working with Guardianwater Services for a while and we both have RO systems in our house

0:13.0

Or if you want a complete conditioning system for the water coming into your house to save your pipes to save your

0:19.7

fixtures all your appliances so they don't get calcium build up all that stuff

0:25.2

Call Guardianwater Services will help you out

0:27.2

What's kind of funny about it too? Is it like in my house because I have a child and a lot of our listeners do

0:33.1

My daughters favorite foods are rice and pasta and you need really high quality water to make both of those taste excellent

0:39.6

So the majority of my Guardianwater just goes to making rice like I am a small Asian man in a hut

0:46.3

Yeah, I mean it's it goes right underneath your sink and me and Dan don't have one we have one for the studio

0:52.7

I know Seth got one

0:54.0

Our buddy Tony got one uh Sam has one and Andrea

0:59.0

Andrea actually had someone from her work go to Guardian to get one in their work facility because they get tired of having the cooler and having the dude drop off the huge jugs

1:09.1

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's no need for that because you can have pure clean or reverse osmosis

1:14.6

Easy for me to say water that comes out from what you're sink they put in a little tiny faucet

1:19.8

They usually goes where your soap dispenser goes on your counter and you get

1:25.6

reverse osmosis water as much as you want and also if you want the full conditioning system to use Westinghouse products

1:33.7

They'll put a full conditioning system in your house that way you have

1:38.0

Clean pure water throughout your entire house and you have to spend less money on commercial soaps as well

1:44.3

Yeah, you save money on that and like I said your fixtures and all the piping in your house

1:50.2

I'm so sorry. I actually I dozed off while you were talking

1:54.2

Oh, okay, that's fun

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