68 - Shadow People and Other Scary Tales (ft. SAM BASHOR!)

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	Trish I'm gonna sing this song while I lay down in this chair.
0:05.0	Okay?
0:06.0	The song is gonna mostly be about a baby bear.
0:11.0	Oh!
0:12.0	The bear 800, the bear. Oh. The bear eight bees. The bear ate a boy and the bear ate a tree and then he ate a car and then he killed a man. He stabbed a baby then he
0:22.8	he's not afraid to fuck the man in the butt
0:28.1	going to town and fuck shit up yeah he's a bad when he's gonna grow up and be a
0:36.3	mother fucking bad.
0:37.8	It's really crude. I don't think you. I don't like that submission.
0:40.6	How is that? Was that very crude?
0:42.1	What is that from? Was I not I not able talk way back? Yeah
0:44.9	It's an oldie but a video. Yeah, so it's it's no one. It was source fed nerd. It was source fed nerd and it was like a movie review maybe I forget it was a show review
0:55.5	No you got do remember there was like a there was a source fed nerd version of table talk for a while
0:59.6	It was a hangout and answer questions thing or was common commentary yeah it was
1:03.5	nerd comment commentary you said yeah yeah wow wow that feels like that memory
1:08.9	was plucked from my brain and I didn't want to it didn't want to come to the forefront
1:12.4	you might have been on that one time I don't think I I think I was maybe on it one time and I was like I'm not your guy
1:18.0	I think you were on it one time wow we really tried to capture that comment commentary love, but we just couldn't fucking, we tried so
1:27.1	fucking hard to recreate what made source fed so good for so long kicking and screaming and it just never
1:34.8	fucking worked out because those motherfuckers didn't listen. Just kidding
1:37.7	I'm sorry. Well if you're a new listener we come a thing called
1:39.7	source fed and we now are a part of a thing called Valley folk and this is a
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