I had a realization the other day.

Oh, what happened?

I was out with my girlfriend, our friends. We were out on the town. Okay. We were going to like this pool, this heated pool. What town? In Asbury. Okay. We were going to go to this heated pool and go for a swim. So I thought about something. Every guy thinks about this one thing, but no girls do. What is it? All right. I'm going to paint a picture for you.

Paint it.

I'm going to paint it for you.

Like Picasso.

All right. I'm going to paint a picture for you. Paint it. I'm going to paint it for you. Like Picasso. All right. Think about this. You're walking into your friend's backyard. Maybe their parents' house, okay? In the suburbs. Okay. Let's say in the suburbs. Yes. You walk in back, you see a nice pool. Yes. Okay. It's a summer day. You're going for a swim. I want to know how deep the pool is. No. No. I've asked multiple guys the same question. I asked them if they think this one thing and all guys said yes and no girl said yes. The thing is, can I jump from the roof into the pool? I don't think that's what I'm thinking. Have you ever thought that, though? I have thought it, but it's not the first thing. No, I'm not saying the first thing. Sorry, mispronounced that. Miss said that. Mispoke. Mispoke there. I asked my dad, immediately he said yes. My mom said, I've never thought that, I've never thought about that

in my entire life.

Nope.

My girlfriend said she's never thought about that in their entire life. I thought it. The guy I was with thought it. My dad thought it. A guy at the bar thought it. It's a thing. I think of it in like hotels. Oh yeah. Those are high though. When you're up on like the 30th floor and you're looking down and you see that pool,

there's like kind of a temptation to jump into it.

Now, do not try this at home. Oh yeah, those are high though. When you're up on like the 30th floor and you're looking down and you see that pool, there's like kind of a temptation to jump into it.

Now, do not try this at home. Well, or in a hotel if you want to. No, don't do it. Don't try it. Don't try it. No, don't try it. You immediately become like a physicist and you're like, what's the angle? How much in between? how much sidewalk is in between,

how deep is the pool

is at the low end,

is at the deep end?

I always think,

assess the situation.

If I could jump over, in between, how much sidewalk is in between, how deep is the pool, is at the low end, is it the deep end?

I always think, assess the situation. If I could jump over the train track, you know? What? Like, that's something I think that I'm doing that calculation for. Like, I'm waiting for the pat train and Jersey City. Oh. I'm like, can I make it over that? Like a subway train track. Yeah, because I don't want to walk up and over and then down and down and around.

I'm like, what if I just jumped over it? Some of them are very far. Yeah, some of them are far. Some of them are doable. I think in New York, if it's one platform, easy. I think it's doable. I think I might be able to do it without a running start. That's, no, you know, I can't.

And I wouldn't.

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