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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2014

⏱️ 52 minutes

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In this episode we discuss boobs, watches, and anal discomfort.
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0:00.0	Look, I was gonna ask for advice for my failures or my feelings
0:03.2	But, you're the only people I can ask
0:07.3	You're just gonna tease me, I can feel it
0:10.4	But, don't get me a fake name to preserve my identity
0:15.0	I'm beginning to feel like a pod god
0:17.4	Pod god
0:18.3	If you're stuck in the middle of a vacant non-truck
0:20.6	Non-truck
0:21.2	But you two went bros to talk about it with anyone
0:23.9	Anyone, emailing 95U show at gmail.com
0:27.0	What if you're gonna ask for it?
0:28.0	But, you're just gonna cease the cheese
0:29.3	You're gonna be laptop and just ask something like
0:31.3	You're just gonna go in our first date
0:32.6	It was a private place for me to masturbate
0:34.2	When my ex and ex close should have keep it
0:35.5	It's my boyfriend and friend
0:36.4	If you just get a daemon
0:37.2	My friend took a photo of a penis
0:38.8	Oh crap
0:39.2	But, from 1-6, when I'm sleeping
0:40.4	I feel like I got a burn up when my mom was leaning
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