I'm in between her legs.

Like that's where the sea was. I'm like, I'm going to step away from this. And I walked to the corner room. I put myself a time out. No, you want a full view. That's exactly where you're going to be when she exits my body. No, I'm going to be up by your head making eye contact with you. With my pussy. And welcome back to Give It to Me Straight. I'm Alex. And I'm John and we're your gracious, gracious, gracious, gracious host. Happy Tuesday, John. Happy Tuesday. What's going on? What's going on? You know, I have a kink in my neck in case you were wondering. I would really appreciate a massage later. I know you've told me multiple times. It's so painful. Oh shit. You know what we forgot to do is go get the heat pack for your shoulder. I have your hands. My hands are pretty clammy warm.

There's enough fire.

Clammy is not warm, I guess, right?

I don't know. I just need you to massage it. Remember when we went, where do we go where someone gave me a massage and they go, you need to rub her back more? I don't know. She was also like, you should buy this product. I know, but still, I think that you should trust what she said about the knots in my back.

I mean, but still, I think that you should trust what she said about the knots in my back.

I mean, I believe it. Yeah.

I'm too busy rubbing your arm all night.

Not even.

It's like that doesn't help me these days.

Guys, guys.

We're in crunch time for real. We've been saying that for the last few weeks. We're guys. We're in crunch time for real.

We've been saying that for the last few weeks.

We're like, we're in crunch time. But it feels like we're actually in crunch time now. What's going to happen is we're batching all these episodes. We're doing all this content, all this stuff so we can have free time with our baby. No, no one said free time. Like it's not, what is free time with a newborn mean?

Not free time.

I'm just time we could focus on our child.

Right, right.

We'll probably just go back to work because we're toxic like that.

We're so toxic.

No, I just, we're doing what we can to prepare so that we can have enough time with her, obviously.

If she's going to be our focus, maybe we'll retire. Maybe we'll, she'll get here and we're just going to be like, fuck everything. Let's just quit our jobs. All the listeners, gone. Guys, we wouldn't do that to you. You'd be so mad at us. I would be mad at us too. We can't do it again. Yeah, exactly. You can't do it again for the third time.

I was thinking that too.

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