68.5: To Live and Love Bomb (in NYC)

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADEEE OF YES! You heard it right! Sofia is BACK in the city so nice they named it twice…NEW YORK…NEW YORKKK *Frank Sinatra voice* This is a BIG deal…because well, IFYKYK. She barely made it there - but if she can make it there, she can make it anywhere, right? Okay we’re done with corny references, just had to get it out the system. This episode is an EXCITING one. Tune in to hear Sofia take you along her first few days back in New York City. Listen as she takes you through her luxurious new building, and the not-so-luxurious maggots she brought with her (a very traumatic experience for all parties involved). Next, Sofia lets us in on some ground breaking technological advances that literally EVERYONE else in the world knew about besides her. And in true Sofia fashion, the way she learned about this technology was NOTHING short of chaotic. You know how at 3 AM you think back to that REALLY embarrassing thing you did in 2012 and want to die? This is definitely gonna be one of those for Sofia. Finally, we have a not-so-appropriate Sloot University lesson on one of TikTok’s favorite buzzwords: LOVE BOMBING. We know the signs, we know how this is gonna end…but can we have some fun? Like is it THAT bad to be told that you’re someone's sun moon and stars only 36 hours after meeting them? Probably…but let’s use it to our advantage Sloots. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Ro Derm: http://www.roderm.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello everybody. Welcome to Sophia with an F. It is just me and y'all for this week. And
0:16.8	this is episode 68.5. You heard that correctly. This is not episode 69, which will be next week
0:25.2	because it's a monumental episode and it's going to be sexy and sleutie and slutty and wild and
0:35.1	episode 69 level sexual. Okay, but I just had way too many big life changes this week that I need to
0:44.1	air out before we get into that. Woo. Okay, where do I start? I finally made the fucking move to New York.
0:54.8	Let's start there. Hallelujah. Hail Mary full of grace. The Lord is with the I just want to take
1:01.2	you guys through this move because it's been any move is already a situation and this move was
1:10.8	no fucking different. It was a little bit emotional leaving my family and like leaving again.
1:18.0	There were definitely some tears for sure. It was nowhere near as bad or emotional as when I first
1:24.4	moved to New York. Holy shit. I was like a mess for six months to a year and that's not a joke.
1:31.2	For anyone moving to a new city understand like it doesn't you don't feel great right off the bat.
1:38.0	But anyways, I had never seen my apartment prior to moving in. I mean, I saw like pictures and
1:45.6	shit obviously, but like I didn't really know what I was walking into. I had never seen the building
1:52.2	et cetera. So that was like a little exciting, do you think like okay, cool. Let me just ship all my
1:58.8	stuff across the country. I'm going to walk into this place like that I've never seen. Thank God,
2:03.9	it turned out to be shamazing. Oh my god. Real house I was a Salt Lake city reference. If you're
2:10.4	watching the fucking reunion, I'm so jealous. But the building so fucking nice. There is a fireplace.
2:21.2	There is a grand piano. There is an indoor huge luxurious swing pool. There's like a zen garden or
2:29.7	some shit. Damn, I need to check that out. I haven't even like seen any of the shitch. I just saw the
2:34.7	lobby. There's a door man. Hi, upgrade a door man who actually cares about me. I just made that
2:42.9	one up. He doesn't even know me. He doesn't even know my name. But we'll get there. It's like it's
2:48.4	like with any other relationship your love grows over time and you just start slow. Like I'm sure by
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