679 - ABoatpriation
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2022
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
* Seth and Daichi are here
* Douchie Howser
* Seth's parties
* Tom's Uber ride- Pennywise car
* No time to be good
* Seth's good/bad stories
* Discount on rent for Daichi
* Stinky Steakburger
* Dad pee-farter
* Fantasy football team names
* A-boat-ppriation
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody. Today's A Mediocre Time is brought to you by Bart Therealtor.com. |
| 0:05.5 | It's the Bart Merrick team. It's Bart Merrick Crystal Van. |
| 0:08.5 | And if you're looking to buy or sell your house, they're the team to use. |
| 0:12.9 | You get both of them. They do it this full time. |
| 0:15.1 | You get two overly qualified realtors that work in conjunction, and they are awesome. |
| 0:20.6 | They know the market. They've been working this entire time. Post-pandemic. Oh, yeah. In the pandemic, pre-pand- they know how the market works. Also, if you're looking to buy outside of Central Florida, they've got a whole network of other BDMs, of other partner realtors that they could refer you to. You can get a leg up through their relationships. Yeah. So no matter where you're looking to buy, please contact the Bart Merrick team. They'll help you out, even if it's out of state. But we've got a listener on the line, Josh, that used Bart and Crystal. How you doing, Josh? I'm doing really good. Bart Oh, Bart Oh God |
| 0:54.3 | Oh my |
| 0:55.5 | You're |
| 0:56.7 | You're a little |
| 0:57.7 | You fucking idiot |
| 1:01.7 | And she's like |
| 1:02.6 | I'm feeling you laughed |
| 1:05.7 | A little too hard |
| 1:06.7 | Her pants |
| 1:08.2 | She's laughing so hard |
| 1:09.1 | Shouldn't you be a little sad when the owner is losing his mind? I'm sorry, sir. When you look out the window and you see the CEO of the company, he lost his keys. He's looking on the floor. You're like, oh, my God, I'm going to be not at a job. I think we can all agree that when he fell off the bike, I got scared. |
| 1:28.8 | Sorry, Josh. |
| 1:29.4 | How are you doing? |
| 1:31.5 | I'm doing really good. |
| 1:33.9 | You said that already, Josh. |
| 1:38.2 | So did you use Bart and Crystal to buy? |
| 1:39.0 | Sell your house? |
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