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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

679 - ABoatpriation

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2022

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

* Seth and Daichi are here

* Douchie Howser

* Seth's parties

* Tom's Uber ride- Pennywise car

* No time to be good

* Seth's good/bad stories

* Discount on rent for Daichi

* Stinky Steakburger

* Dad pee-farter

* Fantasy football team names

* A-boat-ppriation

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, today's a mediocre time is brought to you by

0:03.5

BartTheRealtor.com. It's the Bart Merrick team. It's Bart Merrick Crystal Van.

0:08.4

And if you're looking to buy or sell your house, they're the team to use.

0:12.8

You get both of them. They do this full time.

0:15.1

You get to overly qualified realtors that work in conjunction and they are awesome.

0:20.6

They know the market. They've been working this entire time.

0:23.8

Post pandemic in the pandemic. Pre-pand they know how the market works.

0:28.3

Also, if you're looking to buy outside of Central Florida, they've got a whole

0:32.0

network of other BDMs, of other partner realtors that they can refer you to.

0:36.6

So you can get a leg up through their relationships.

0:39.1

Yeah, so no matter where you're looking to buy, please contact the Bart Merrick team.

0:43.7

They'll help you out. Even if it is out of state.

0:45.9

But we've got a listener on the line, Josh, that used Bart and Crystal.

0:49.1

How you doing, Josh?

0:51.0

I'm doing really good.

0:52.2

So Bart, oh, Bart, well, God.

0:54.5

Josh, what the hell are you doing? You need my lamp.

0:58.6

You fucking idiot.

1:01.6

You're like, oh, blow out.

1:04.8

I'm feeling you left a little too hard.

1:07.1

You need to pee to pants.

1:08.1

He's laughing so hard.

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