679 - ABoatpriation
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2022
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
* Seth and Daichi are here
* Douchie Howser
* Seth's parties
* Tom's Uber ride- Pennywise car
* No time to be good
* Seth's good/bad stories
* Discount on rent for Daichi
* Stinky Steakburger
* Dad pee-farter
* Fantasy football team names
* A-boat-ppriation
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, today's a mediocre time is brought to you by |
| 0:03.5 | BartTheRealtor.com. It's the Bart Merrick team. It's Bart Merrick Crystal Van. |
| 0:08.4 | And if you're looking to buy or sell your house, they're the team to use. |
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| 0:36.6 | So you can get a leg up through their relationships. |
| 0:39.1 | Yeah, so no matter where you're looking to buy, please contact the Bart Merrick team. |
| 0:43.7 | They'll help you out. Even if it is out of state. |
| 0:45.9 | But we've got a listener on the line, Josh, that used Bart and Crystal. |
| 0:49.1 | How you doing, Josh? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm doing really good. |
| 0:52.2 | So Bart, oh, Bart, well, God. |
| 0:54.5 | Josh, what the hell are you doing? You need my lamp. |
| 0:58.6 | You fucking idiot. |
| 1:01.6 | You're like, oh, blow out. |
| 1:04.8 | I'm feeling you left a little too hard. |
| 1:07.1 | You need to pee to pants. |
| 1:08.1 | He's laughing so hard. |
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