#678: Q-dini

Tell Em Steve-Dave

Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

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4.9 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Walt plans a treacherous journey, Walt & Bry meet a knife thrower/serial killer expert, prison letters, Walt’s been moonlighting, Memorial Day, The Mandalorian. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

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0:00.0	a set of a letter about jerking off into his own mouth
0:08.1	a letter about jerking off into his own mouth Yows up!
0:26.3	Whoa,
0:27.0	Wow!
0:31.5	When I touch my dick with my hand and jack off and it get warm and I'd be nothing all over the place.
0:41.3	I'd be thinking of your wet, warm pussy.
0:49.8	Tell him, Steve, Dave.
0:51.3	I feel trained.
0:53.3	My life sessions. I feel like a rag that's just been, like, squeezed. I got to go to JFK after this. No. Why? My daughter's coming in on a plane, so I got to go get her. Oh, buddy. Why is that good? JFK, yeah. Remember that? Remember the traffic we were in just the other day? Yeah. That's what you're going to say. Even at night? You're getting fucked coming and going when you go to JFK. Even if it's that late at night? Dude, two in the morning. I'll pay twice as much to fly into Newark than to fly into, I'd rather, I'll do anything not to go on JFK.
1:28.3	You're doing the belt park where in there's traffic to it.
1:31.3	And then when you get out, it's traffic all the way back to Staten Island.
1:34.6	How long you take them and get there, you think?
1:37.3	It's probably going to take you, put it this way.
1:40.2	You'll probably get to the Verrazano in about 45 minutes, and then it'll probably take an hour for you to get the JFK from 13 miles or something like that. It's a nightmare. I was planning a two-hour trip. Yeah, that sounds about right. Where's she coming from? Dublin. Get out of here, really? Oh, international traveler. Nice. That's cool. Anyway, hello and welcome to this week's show television. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it'll be fine. You'll be fine. Sorry. I never been to JFK, though. Yeah. And then when you get to JFK, it's just a shithole. It's like a shitty. you're going to get so confused by, like, where to go. Is it not come? No. I'll reach it. I'll face time with you. It's the worst. Okay. It's the worst. I wish I had better news for you. All right. I'm sorry sorry. Well, it's coming in so late, I thought it would be okay.
2:35.9	It's just JFK is no matter what, it's always, what you'll do good on is Staten Island won't be bad that night.
2:41.7	So you're getting away.
2:42.6	Okay.
2:43.0	It's that one little Brooklyn spot of Brooklyn.
2:45.2	See the yellow and the red?
2:46.9	You go at 4 a.m. on a Sunday and that's still there. What does everybody fucking doing out here, man?
2:52.3	Why doesn't anybody go home?
2:53.3	It's because it's so twisty.
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