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How Long Gone

678. - Issy Wood

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5951 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Issy Wood is an artist from London. Her new album, Accidental American, is out now. We chat about airport stuff, using AI to unalive your apps, George Clooney and Brad Pitt on GQ, the only thing worse than making music is playing it live, using Chat GPT to break up with someone, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, Joe Rogan's Netflix special, suicidal house husbands of Newport Beach, she got a TV because of men, she's never traveled with her laptop, her dad was once paid in deer meat for a surgery procedure, eating, and sending food back at a dinner party. instagram.com/isywod twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The How long gone? Back in the building, Chris coming to you live from what's going on from Stockholm them jeans is is back in LA did you kiss the pavement at LA X yesterday

0:28.2

I did not kiss the pavement but it was a beautiful welcome home.

0:35.0

I would say the customs line was the longest I've ever seen it in my entire life and I snuck

0:40.2

past I would say 7,000 people pretending that I had global entry and it was amazing.

0:48.4

But I would still be at LAX right now if I didn't break the law.

0:51.8

7,000, 7,000 sounds like a little bit of an overstatement,

0:55.8

but it did look crazy from the picture you said.

0:57.8

So you know, you get off the plane.

0:59.7

I've only flown from International TeleX

1:02.2

a few times, to be totally honest.

1:03.7

Like I don't know it that well is what I'm saying.

1:06.2

This information is universal for any airport.

1:09.8

So you get off the jet way, and then you cross that little threshold yeah you get out into the

1:16.6

main terminal corridor and then you know they have like the conveyor belts where you can walk it's a long path and then you go down into

1:25.3

the customs I whatever you got off the plane and then you get onto the conveyor belt and then the conveyor belt people started screaming because

1:35.9

there was nowhere for people to stand once they got off the belt it was like it was

1:40.5

like an iPhone game where you have to like move the wall in time before the bad guys come

1:46.7

So I'm people were losing their minds like old women are just like help help because like the conv there's like 10 feet left and there's nowhere for anyone to stand so you like I like

1:57.4

how they're acting like the conveyor belts going at like light speed like I can

2:01.1

walk faster than the conveyor belt, but that's a

2:03.3

simple. I've never seen a line form on a conveyor belt. That's crazy.

2:08.1

Get off the conveyor belt and then walk backwards in this opposite direction that you just conveyed and then you get back into the

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