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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

677 - Hold and Fold

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2022

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

* Tom's medical marijuana appointment 

* Bobo Gideon 

* Tom held his breath during his stethoscope check 

* Weed nazi 

* Seth is obsesses with cameras

* Seth watched his gf's mom have sex on his bed

* Seth trying to impress his nephew 

* Juan teaching Tom how to cook chicken 

* Can Tom work fast food/make a crunchwrap?

* If you bring it, Tom can fold it 

* Hold & Fold

* Breaking toilets 

* Ross calls in from Pyrospot 

* "What are you gonna do about it?"

* Ross' Sonic burger confrontation 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

A mediocre time with Tom and Dan is brought to you by Paisley painting.

0:05.7

Man, I got to tell you how impressive their entire operation is.

0:09.8

The fact that you can get a quote as accurately and as quickly as anything I've ever seen.

0:15.6

I've never seen anything like this.

0:16.9

In fact, if you want to do what Tom did, if you want to do what multiple BDMs have done,

0:38.5

our friend Christine just did this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys got your houses repainted by Paisley painting and walk them through how easy your process was. All we have to do to get a quote, you don't have to talk to a salesperson, have them come to your house, just text your name, your address, and your email to this number.

0:42.2

321-696-4-4-5.

0:48.2

And they will send you back a quote because they use Google Maps and Google Earth,

0:54.4

and then they got software to give you a quote instantly without having to come to your house.

0:56.9

You can do it straight from your office chair.

0:58.1

Very, very easy to do.

1:03.8

Paisley Painting did such a good job that they weren't a sponsor before they paints at my house. Like my wife got them recommended to her by a client of hers.

1:08.2

They paints at her house.

1:09.1

I couldn't believe how good the price was and how good their crew was.

1:13.5

They painted my soffets.

1:14.7

My front door, my garage door, my garage side door, my window trim.

1:19.3

It looks amazing, man.

1:20.4

They dug, you know, the dirt away from the house a little bit.

1:24.4

So it's not, you know.

1:25.3

That's called not half-assing it.

1:26.9

Exactly.

1:28.0

Taped everything. did an unbelievable job, and the price was ridiculous.

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