# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 116 minutes

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I sit down with comedian Ari Matti to talk about growing up in Estonia, Kill Tony, bartending, MMA stories, The Mothership, traveling the world, and when David Hasselhoff tried to steal his ex-girlfriend! Follow AriIG: https://www.instagram.com/arimatticomedy My new special “Lucky” is streaming now on Netflix! --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/bert BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code BERTCAST at https://bluechew.com-- just pay $5 shipping. Brunt Workwear - Get $10 Off @BRUNT with code BERTCAST at https://bruntworkwear.com/BERTCAST! #bruntpod Lucy Goods - Visit https://Lucy.co/BERTCAST and use promo code BERTCAST to get 20% off your first order. Rocket Money - Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Download the Rocket Money app and enter my show name Bertcast in the survey so they know I sent you! --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Dude, when there's customers waiting, everyone's, the club is fucked.
0:03.6	The manager's stressed.
0:05.5	And you just go back there and you just bang her in the storage room.
0:09.3	Just fucking.
0:10.6	I mean, not even loop.
0:12.1	And I live in a nest of emptiness.
0:18.2	The permission to party world tour kicks off September 18th in Rockford, Illinois.
0:23.7	The 19th in Milwaukee, the 20th in St. Paul, Minnesota, the 21st in Duluth, Minnesota, followed by Eugene Oregon, September 28th.
0:31.4	Avoid scalpers and go to bert, bert, bert, burt, dot com to get your lowest ticket price.
0:37.7	Yesterday, I took a hit of someone's joint and they did that thing where, you know, it's weed and then the middle part has the wax.
0:45.3	You know, they have wax in the middle.
0:46.6	And then the paper is dipped in acid.
0:49.4	And I'm like, listen, I'm about to go mentally insane and I need to go on stage with John Stamos.
0:57.0	Can I have a second to gather my thoughts?
1:01.0	And John is like, I don't even want to say .
1:04.0	I'm about sitting here and we're John.
1:07.0	Do you have, do you have, Are we rolling... Or a Christian?
1:12.9	Is there phrases you say in Estonia...
1:15.6	In America, they don't translate...
1:18.0	There's hundreds of those.
1:19.3	Like, like...
1:20.6	Can you bring back like a cool phrase from America,
	...

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