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Grammar Girl Quick and Dirty Tips for Better Writing

675 - Why Verbs Like 'Witness' Are Weird

Grammar Girl Quick and Dirty Tips for Better Writing

Mignon Fogarty, Inc.

Society & Culture, Education

4.52.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2019

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00.0

Gramer Girl here, I'm Manion Fogredy and you can think of me as your friendly guide to

0:09.2

the English language.

0:11.0

Writing, history, rules, and cool stuff.

0:14.0

Today I have an especially grammar-filled show for you about how English is evolving

0:18.8

to make certain kinds of sentences more acceptable.

0:22.0

It's a little more complicated than most of my shows, but I hope you'll think it's worth

0:26.0

it.

0:27.0

And now, onto the funny thing about verbs such as NAB and a witness.

0:32.0

A listener named Daphne sent us this sentence from an online news story about package thieves.

0:41.4

Nol Rivera gets a notification on his phone anytime someone comes to his front door.

0:47.4

But early in December, in the middle of the day, he witnessed two women walk up to his

0:52.8

porch and NAB, his four-year-old son's Christmas gifts.

0:58.1

That sentence didn't sound quite right to her, and the reason was the specific forms

1:02.8

of the verbs walk and NAB.

1:06.0

If she'd been the one writing the story, she would have written, he witnessed two women

1:10.1

walking up to his porch and NABbing his four-year-old son's Christmas gifts.

1:15.8

She says she's been hearing short forms of verbs often lately and wonders what's happening.

1:21.8

In cases like this, you need to be aware of something called the recency illusion.

1:26.3

The tendency to think that something is new because you started to notice it only recently.

1:32.3

That happens a lot, but in this case, it turns out that Daphne is right.

1:37.4

Sentences like he witnessed them NAB the gifts are a relatively recent development and they

1:42.8

are becoming more frequent, and that's not where the surprises end.

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