675 - Raining Loogies

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2022

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

And that’s a wrap! It’s always crazy difficult when we have to prepare for vacations or time off. We have sort of painted ourselves into a corner in that we hate giving you guys Best Of shows. I mean hell, I’ve typed over and over again but we never really think that a show you’ve already heard is our “best work.” Actually, it’s the opposite of that; it’s just plain lazy to provide you with something old. So, because we’re insane, you’ll have all new ACT shows next week and love and thanks to KC at the radio station for getting our shows on the air. He’s a rad dude. We’ll be back in a week with all sort of tales from our travels and hopefully all in one piece! Have a fantastic weekend! - d

On this week's show:

* Young listener calls in to talk about Bo Burnham

* Dating someone a lot younger

* Seth's good/bad stories

* Seth's KO shirt

* G-pouch

* Roid Rage- punching Hummers

* Raining loogies

* Cadillac Pat calls in to tell us about his treasure at Tuffy's

* Do people still give tours of their houses?

* Dan's therapist called his old therapist

* Lying about maintenance

* NFTs and baseball

* Sam dressing up for the Bob's Burgers movie

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0:00.0	Hello, 4th of July.
0:01.9	Bye, Buy, Fingers.
0:04.1	Mm-hmm.
0:04.6	It's time, baby.
0:06.0	Pyrospot fireworks.
0:07.6	If you want 4th of July fireworks, the tent opens June 20th, and there's three locations, a brand
0:14.3	new location in Sanford right at the Seminole Town Center in their parking lot.
0:18.2	That's easy.
0:19.0	Yeah, the southwest corner parking lot facing I-4 and Seminole Town Center area mall. Pyrospot's going to be there. Pyrospot has their heritage location in Longwood, obviously. Yep. But most of our guys know the Longwood location, but the Sanford one might be a little more convenient for you now. Yep. And also, Eustace. You can go to I want Fireworks.com and see all their locations, all the addresses.
0:42.4	I was on the website last night.
0:43.5	Look at it all the different sort of collections that have been curated by Craig and his staff for our listeners.
0:49.0	If you want the best fireworks for Fourth of July, Pyrospot has them.
0:53.0	I will put Craig's selection above anyone. Above everyone in Florida. Well, he gets the craziest stuff. He gets some stuff that's unique only to Pirate Spot. And the best part about Craig is that he and his entire team are super knowledgeable. They'll let you see before you buy. They've always been those guys. You got screens to show you what each firework does or whatever cake does.
1:27.7	No-d-d-guarantee. Yeah. I mean, like if you just go back and say, hey, this cake didn't work, I mean, they'll work with you. They're good folks. Exactly. And Craig's a businessman. He loves fireworks. He does a great job. Also, here's a little tip. You'll get the best specials if you get there early.
1:30.1	Get there on June 20th.
1:27.7	Well, they will run out. Yeah, no, 100%. They won't run out. I'm not saying that to, hey, you know, it's, it'll, you'll be there. You go there the day before they close, and there will be nothing left. Yeah, Craig tells me, he's like, hey, we run a bunch of specials early. So tell BDMs to come out and buy their stuff early. You'll get the best prices. And you'll get access to the most popular things because, like Daniel said, like Excalibur mortar kits, they do end up selling out because people are buying them like crazy right before 4th of July. And those people, they've been doing it for years. They don't snooze on these things.
2:02.1	So it's I want fireworks.com.
2:04.8	It's Craig, all of our friends at Piratespot Fireworks.
2:07.4	I want fireworks.com.
2:09.0	Ask for some bye-bye fingers, giveaways.
2:11.4	Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio.
2:15.5	It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan.
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