674 - Smell My Groceries

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2022

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

LET'S GO!

Sorry. I just can't stop saying it! Thanks to all of you Twitch folks who caught the show LIVE. We very much enjoy having you there and we hope you enjoyed the show. Make sure you check out Ross' podcast! To get those T.O.T.S., go HERE: https://totswithross.libsyn.com/

On this week's show:

* Sanford events

* Having no AC in Florida

* Linda's La Cantina

* Double dinner

* Paying for someone else's meal

* Favorite radio stars

* Please don't smell my groceries

* Ross showering at the YMCA

* America's Got Talent is fake with golden showers

* Peloton instructor with one arm

* Pillowcase rapist

* Scam of the week- send Elon your bitcoin and double it

* Vet sells woman's dog after she raised funds for surgery through GoFundMe

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0:00.0	Family friendly service, that is our friends over at American Air and Heat.
0:04.7	We love those guys because they keep me and my family ice cold.
0:08.3	Yep, me and Daniel got complete new systems at American Air and Heat.
0:12.5	I know my system in the summer saves me $100 plus a month because my old system was running so much
0:20.4	because it was underpowered and my ducks were engineered from the original house build from the 1970s. There was like no, little to no efficiency there. I was underpowered. In fact, when they came out, they sort of laughed. They're like, I don't understand why you would have a unit this small to, you know, it's not that I have a big place, but I do, it's tall. Yeah, yeah. We'll have four stories. So, like, they're like, eh, we can do better than that. Yeah, the efficiency and the units, I mean, think about the technology they have now. And you can get a complete new system. interest-free financing up to 36 months on replacement systems.
0:55.5	Also,
0:59.0	the offer 10% discount, if you mentioned Tom and Dan.
0:59.5	All right.
1:00.6	So whatever... Love a discount.
1:01.5	Whatever service you get.
1:02.7	And speaking of service, get that preventative maintenance now.
1:06.1	Before it's too much into the middle of summer and it's crazy hot.
1:10.7	You know, they'll come in, do all the preventative maintenance. They'll do... It's too much into the middle of summer and it's crazy hot.
1:29.1	You know, they'll come in, do all the preventative maintenance. They'll do an inspection and make sure that your current unit is running correctly. And you've got to mention us. If you mention Tom and Dan, you get 10% off. I mean, that could be 50 bucks off any repair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just say, hey, I'm going to use the promo code Tom and Dan, and you've got to have some repair work done.
1:29.1	50 bucks right there, off any repair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just say, hey, I'm going to use the promo code Tom and Dan and you've got to have some repair work done.
1:31.4	50 bucks right there off the top.
1:36.5	Yep, so for any air and heat, American air and heat will take care of you.
1:40.0	Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio.
1:43.2	It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan. Whoopi!
1:47.0	Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program.
1:54.7	We hope that you will find our presentation precise.
1:59.4	Joke heavy and just right, thanks. Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time. Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time.
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