673 - You Can Not Fight the Fudge
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2022
⏱️ 171 minutes
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Summary
Thanks to EC3 for his time today! Look, we know wrasslin' isn’t everyone’s bag, but we think you’ll enjoy today’s show. (At least make sure you stay for the “sweat freakout!”) It’s so f’n funny! To find out more about all he is doing and to get tickets for his event on the 11th, go HERE: https://www.freeec3.com/
Check out Seth’s dojo HERE: https://karateoforlando.com/ - What’s the over-under that Tom’s kids actually sign up for a class? We’ll find out!
Did you know that we’re doing a new beer release? To get all of the info and be a part of it, go HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/727491095341474?acontext=%7B%22event_action_history%22%3A[%7B%22surface%22%3A%22group%22%7D]%7D - Tom and I are extremely excited that we’re going to be getting back to events! Hell, a lot of the love that we all have for each other was built on that! Come on out, snag a rad beer, and let’s pretend it’s 2019! ♥️
- d
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On this week’s show:
* Seth and EC3 are here!
* Control your own narrative
* Starting your own business
* Elfa male
* Wet couch
* Seth offering his gf a boob job
* Adigtion
* Ironing Gi's
* Running your family like a business
* Seth begging for discounts on a cockring
* Can't fight the fudge
* Seth hiding pizzas in a girl's couch cushions
* Pissterine
* Meat whisperer
* Dan's MRI story
* Seth's bad therapy experience
* Sports translating into other sports
* Cologne
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Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish.
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d
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| 0:00.0 | If you need your house painted, you gotta go to PaisleyPainting.com. |
| 0:04.6 | This is a true story about how Paisley Painting became a sponsor. |
| 0:08.2 | Okay, I love it. |
| 0:09.2 | So we, me and Crystal, we wanted to paint our house for a while. |
| 0:13.1 | I always put it off because I was like, man, that's gonna be too expensive. |
| 0:16.5 | And then I always thought, I can probably do it myself. |
| 0:18.8 | Well, it ain't been a dream for a while and I saw you guys out there. |
| 0:21.5 | And I think were you thinking about doing it yourself because I remember your testing |
| 0:25.6 | paint? |
| 0:26.8 | Did you, in my mind? |
| 0:28.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:29.4 | It's so expensive, but the here's... |
| 0:31.4 | You don't wanna be painting. |
| 0:32.4 | I know, of course not. |
| 0:33.4 | I'm ruined. |
| 0:34.4 | But here's the truth. |
| 0:36.2 | So Crystal, she got a recommendation for Paisley Painting from one of her clients, right? |
| 0:42.9 | So she called them, she got a quote, and she told me the quote, and I was like, wow, |
| 0:47.8 | I'm like, they're gonna paint our house for that. |
| 0:50.3 | No, no, no, no. |
| 0:51.3 | I was like, that is super affordable. |
| 0:53.2 | So then I immediately got scared. |
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