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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

673 - You Can Not Fight the Fudge

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2022

⏱️ 171 minutes

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Summary

 

Thanks to EC3 for his time today! Look, we know wrasslin' isn’t everyone’s bag, but we think you’ll enjoy today’s show. (At least make sure you stay for the “sweat freakout!”) It’s so f’n funny! To find out more about all he is doing and to get tickets for his event on the 11th, go HERE: https://www.freeec3.com/

 

Check out Seth’s dojo HERE: https://karateoforlando.com/ - What’s the over-under that Tom’s kids actually sign up for a class? We’ll find out! 

 

Did you know that we’re doing a new beer release? To get all of the info and be a part of it, go HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/727491095341474?acontext=%7B%22event_action_history%22%3A[%7B%22surface%22%3A%22group%22%7D]%7D - Tom and I are extremely excited that we’re going to be getting back to events! Hell, a lot of the love that we all have for each other was built on that! Come on out, snag a rad beer, and let’s pretend it’s 2019! ♥️

- d

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On this week’s show:

* Seth and EC3 are here! 

* Control your own narrative

* Starting your own business

* Elfa male

* Wet couch 

* Seth offering his gf a boob job

* Adigtion 

* Ironing Gi's 

* Running your family like a business 

* Seth begging for discounts on a cockring

* Can't fight the fudge 

* Seth hiding pizzas in a girl's couch cushions

* Pissterine

* Meat whisperer

* Dan's MRI story 

* Seth's bad therapy experience

* Sports translating into other sports

* Cologne

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For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy.

d

Transcript

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0:00.0

If you need your house painted, you've got to go to paisleypainting.com.

0:04.4

This is a true story about how Paisley Painting became a sponsor. Okay, I love these. So, me and Crystal, we wanted to paint our house for a while. I always put it off because I was like, man, it's going to be too expensive. And then I always thought, like, I can probably do it myself, baby. Well, it had been a dream for a while, and I saw you guys out there.

0:21.4

And I think, were you thinking about doing it yourself?

0:24.4

Because I remember... I always thought, like, I can probably do it myself, baby. Well, it had been a dream for a while, and I saw you guys out there.

0:21.6

And I think, were you thinking about doing it yourself? Because I remember her testing paint. Did you? In my mind, I was like, it's so expensive. But here's- You don't want to be painting. No, of course not. I'm wrong. But here's the truth. So Crystal, she got a recommendation for Paisley painting from one of her clients, right? So she called them. She got a quote, and she told me the quote, and I was like, wow. I'm like, they are going to paint our house for that. I was like, that is super affordable. So then I immediately got scared.

0:54.7

I'm like, well, it's going to be a bad job.

0:56.3

It's going to be rough.

0:57.3

Like, who's going to show up? Like my tree tremors. It's two guys with no shoes. A grandma sitting in the truck drinking beer. So then they got us on the schedule. They came out. They pressure wash the whole house. Then when the crew showed up, I went out and talked to them.

1:09.2

I'm like, man, this crew is awesome.

1:11.0

Like, they are super nice.

1:13.4

Professional.

1:13.9

You're still not drunk. Then when the crew showed up, I went out and talked to them. I'm like, man, this crew is awesome.

1:11.0

Like, they are super nice, professional.

1:13.9

You're still not trusting it.

1:15.3

They taped off everything.

1:17.3

Then I'm like, well, will they do our doors?

1:19.0

I'm like, oh, yeah, doors are included.

1:20.4

And, like, the soffets included.

1:21.9

I'm like, you're going to paint our doors that are softened and our window frames.

1:24.8

It looks awesome, dude. It looks amazing. When they finished the job, I could not believe how good of a job they did for what they charged me. I was like, this doesn't exist. Still not trusting it. And then I was like, I got to tell our listeners about this. I called William Paisley, the owner. And then I was like, you have to do some advertising with us because you did an

1:44.9

incredible job for what you charge. It's ridiculous nowadays. I'm a sucker for a business where

1:51.4

they put their name in the actual business because I feel like that is like, it's awesome that

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