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Yeah. because drinking beer is fun, and a beer podcast should be too. The So tell me a little bit about this illegal fountain you have.

Well, so this morning I was doing my splits.

She was already ready to go.

I'm ready.

Yeah.

She wrote the story out.

We just sat down and I was like, how are you going to start that?

She goes, I have an illegal fountain.

There were no questions. We just hit the button. I had an illegal fountain. I hit the button and I asked you to tell me about it and you were fucking prepped. Yeah, I'm prepped. Okay. So I was doing the splits. As Pam's do. As you know, I do every morning. And that would make any fountain illegal, she says.

She rubs cocoa butter. As you know, I do every morning. Mm-hmm. And that would make any fountain illegal, she says.

She rubs cocoa butter on her head. I don't know how to make that gross, actually, but okay.

John made it.

He did it.

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