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This week's episode of The Skathing Atheist is brought to you by the MAGA brand Ling Bull Boot Cleaning Service available now on the comment section of every goddamn news story out of Minneapolis.

And now, The Scaving Atheist.

Hi, I'm out with one T. I'm new to the whole atheism thing, but it makes a lot of sense now that I think critically about it.

Because of going to school in Alabama all my life, I have seen the bad side of Christianity and conservatism.

And because of it, I can officially tell you, beyond a reasonable doubt, we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.

As! It's Thursday.

It's January 29th.

And it's Free Thinkers Day.

Yeah, and the fact that it's also Kermudgeon's day is a coincidence.

I don't think it is. I'm no illusions. I'm Elon Bosnick. I'm Heathenright. And from Lord John Barclays, New Jersey, Ann Arbor, Michigan, and Waycross, Georgia. This is the skating atheist. On this week's episode, Christians declare that he who is without boot should lick the first soul. Jady Vance is not allowed to hold the fetus trophy at the March for Life round.

And we'll find out that the Bible Man franchise

could too be more cheaply made.

But first, the diatribe.

The Diatribe. Okay, I know how bad this is going to sound, but some of my best friends are Christian.

And we just, we mostly just don't talk about religion because I don't want to argue about it in my off time

and they don't want to argue about it with somebody who knows how wrong they are for a living.

But it's always kind of burbling just below the surface, this palpable desire from them to show

me, if not the truth of their religion's claims, at least their value, right?

Here's what religion even does here so it was in this vein

that i found a message in my inbox the other day with the playful message see sometimes our

side does some good above a joint message that was put out by a few liberal churches in minnesota

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