672 - An INVENTOR of a new baby care device calls the show. Animal enemies!

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2015

⏱️ 40 minutes

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When animal friends turn into enemies. An INVENTOR calls in with an incredible new device to revolutionize baby care. More home remedies. Cure my fishing lure!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Heavens to Meritroid, even!
0:05.0	Hello, it is me, Harlan Williams.
0:09.0	I just Heavens to Meritrooted you, right out of the gate. I don't know why you didn't deserve that I apologize.
0:15.7	Heavens to Murgatroyd even. We are going to have a wonderful guest on the show today and innovative inventor
0:27.7	We'll be calling in later in the show to discuss her brand new invention to to help assist with child care, with baby care.
0:38.2	This is going to be great.
0:39.2	I'm very excited to have this person on the phone.
0:43.0	So that's later in the show.
0:45.0	Also, we're going to be talking about animals.
0:49.0	Are animals your buddies, your friends,
0:51.0	but then somehow they turn into your enemies. The critters that we know and
0:56.6	love that you'd love to cradle in your arms and be friends with, do they suddenly become your enemies? It's possible. Also we get a
1:08.8	call from a pavement pounder who has created a home remedy. We had a question of the day the other week asking
1:16.4	to call in with your own home remedies and we have a real winner. I think not. So get ready. Put your helmet on. This is the
1:28.1	Harland Highway.
1:30.5	Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce thearnland Highway.
1:34.0	I will please you all, believe me.
1:37.0	What is he lumbay?
1:39.0	What is he lumbay?
1:40.0	What is he going to get him right?
1:42.0	Oh, he's an angel. He's an angel stuck from nothing.
1:45.0	You're going to need a bigger boat.
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