671 - Too Stupid 4 Lesbians
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2022
⏱️ 125 minutes
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Summary
And we’re back to meetings. (Tom’s talking to the folks from Streamline Mortgage Solutions, Sam’s grinding on the Best of ACT that will be released tonight at midnight, and I’m editing and trying to keep one ear on this meeting!) So, with that said, I will leave you to it. Please enjoy the show, and we’ll see you all Today when we do it again! - d
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On this week’s show:
* Seth is finally going to therapy
* Flute and trumpet playing
* Tom's awkward small talk with guests
* Full blown Joe
* Seth wore a diaper to a club
* Worse than gold
* Too stupid for lesbians
* Peeing on the toilet seat
* Putting phone on the bathroom floor
* Mexican pizza
* Rain
* Thunder is God's siren
* Tomm Tennent
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d
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're at home and you need a floor. |
| 0:02.6 | It's just a stand-and-at-sh-doh, he says. |
| 0:05.5 | I got dialed. I got carpet. |
| 0:07.9 | Let me come in. |
| 0:09.6 | I didn't have anything to run with carpet. |
| 0:11.4 | That's hot. |
| 0:12.6 | I've least seen what they said. |
| 0:14.2 | But when I said carpet, I immediately thought of pews. |
| 0:18.5 | I did. I did. |
| 0:21.8 | At home floor store, talk to Justin the other day. |
| 0:24.7 | Um, he- |
| 0:25.6 | Did you or is that a lie? |
| 0:26.8 | No, true. |
| 0:27.3 | Okay. |
| 0:27.8 | I texted him. I was like, how's everything going? |
| 0:30.0 | I should have said I texted Justin because you said I talked to Justin. |
| 0:33.0 | Well, that's how you talk. |
| 0:34.0 | And that's what they say nowadays. |
| 0:35.4 | Is that what the kids say? |
| 0:36.2 | Boy, you say you talked to him text the same thing. |
| 0:38.4 | You don't have to actually have words. |
| 0:40.2 | I texted Justin. That's fresh. |
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