671 - Too Stupid 4 Lesbians

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2022

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

And we’re back to meetings. (Tom’s talking to the folks from Streamline Mortgage Solutions, Sam’s grinding on the Best of ACT that will be released tonight at midnight, and I’m editing and trying to keep one ear on this meeting!) So, with that said, I will leave you to it. Please enjoy the show, and we’ll see you all Today when we do it again! - d

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On this week’s show:

* Seth is finally going to therapy

* Flute and trumpet playing

* Tom's awkward small talk with guests

* Full blown Joe

* Seth wore a diaper to a club

* Worse than gold

* Too stupid for lesbians

* Peeing on the toilet seat

* Putting phone on the bathroom floor

* Mexican pizza

* Rain

* Thunder is God's siren

* Tomm Tennent

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0:00.0	You're at home and you need the floor.
0:02.6	Ding dong.
0:03.3	It's Justin standing at your door.
0:05.1	He says, I got tile.
0:06.7	I got carpet.
0:08.0	Let me come in.
0:09.7	I didn't have anything to rhyme with carpet.
0:11.5	No, that's fine.
0:12.7	I at least you didn't go a big hall.
0:14.5	When I said carpet, I immediately thought of pews.
0:19.0	I did.
0:20.4	I did. I did.
0:21.8	At home floor store, talked to Justin the other day. Did you or is that a lie? No, true. Okay. I text them. I was like, how was everything going? You should have said I texted Justin, because you said I talked to Justin. Well, that's how you talk, and that's what they say nowadays. Is that what the kids say now? Boy, you say you talk to them, text the same thing.
0:38.4	You don't have to actually have words.
0:40.3	I text it, Justin.
0:41.3	That's... how you talk and that's what they say nowadays is that what the kids say that well you say you talk to them text the same thing you don't have to actually have words I text it just it that's fresh I did actually talk to him on the phone it's dope you were driving and then he uh I was driving I was like let's just talk on the phone anyway they the at home floor store vans come to your house and they show you the samples. They'll leave the samples with you. So if you're looking at that luxury vinyl plank, like Dan, I don't got. In fact, I've got to get more. I think we're going to extend it to the balcony area. So I have one more job for him to do. And I know I've been talking about this for a minute, but yeah,
1:26.1	I think we're going to go ahead and kill the carpet in the bedroom and put tile there as well. Yeah, yeah. Put some luxury vinyl planking. Whatever you need, whether it be carpet, luxury vinyl planking, the tile that you have in your entire living room and kitchen area is phenomenal. The wood looking tile.
1:26.5	It's great.
1:29.5	At home floor store ripped all the old tile out.
1:31.0	They have a great demolition team.
1:28.2	A great... room and kitchen area is phenomenal. The wood-looking tile, like at-home floor store ripped all the old tile out. They have a great demolition team, a great insulation team. They're super
1:33.9	professional and they are meticulous with their work. It's an art to them. Yeah, they do a really
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