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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and friends behind the binary.

It's time for the podcaster who can't get enough of rewriting Katy Perry songs when he thinks of it,

which is, you know, inconsistently, but it's time for the podcaster that if he sang a song,

it might have a chorus that would say, let me hear you perrrrr, because it's time for sleep with me.

Okay, it's stop. I got a goofiest look of I face you would ever see,

because it's time for the podcaster to put you to sleep. And if I could just have your attention

for a few minutes while we talk about the sponsors that make tonight's episode possible.

Hey, everybody scoots here. You know, sleep, the whole purpose of sleep with me is not just to put

you to sleep, but to let you know that you're not alone in the deep dark night to keep you company

in the deep dark night. And I have to ask you, do you feel less alone in the deep dark night

because of the show? And if you say yes, can you do me a favor and either support the show right now

or set a reminder in your phone? Can you take a minute or two? And if you're in a position where

you can afford to support the show at five, ten or twenty dollars a month or support it annually and

save a little bit money on your subscription, please don't wait. Set a reminder right now.

And just ask yourself, does the podcast put me to sleep on a regular basis or does it make me feel

less alone in the deep dark night? Is the show there for me? Because if you're in a position to

support the show, if only if you can afford to and that resonates with you, I need you to support

the show. I got to get through to this percentage of people that are willing to support the show and

can afford to support the show, but are kind of stuck either you're falling asleep or you're just kind

of like a couple of people that signed up really since they said, hey, there's just a reminder,

everybody over and over again, set a reminder right now in your phone, tell your smart speaker,

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