670 - Dipping into the Hurricane Wood
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2022
⏱️ 138 minutes
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Summary
I’ll be real with you guys; not a wonderful day here at the studio. Too much BS flying in all different directions but so is the life of a small business owner. There are many of you guys out there just like us, and you know all too well that it’s a damned grind. Ok. I’ve snapped out of it. The show! YES! Here we go!!!
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On this week’s show:
* Tom blowing leaves off of his roof
* Tom stepped on a nail
* Chem nails
* Ross- confrontation of the week song
* Trindle bed?
* Dipping into the hurricane wood
* Rat update
* Family Dollar distribution center infested with rats and birds
* Soldier attacked by a bear
* Fox attacks flamingos
* FIFA split from EA sports
* Australian diver with cocaine
* Man has heart attack while burying his girlfriend
* Daddy dance update
* Mexican mother's day
* Mountain Dew Dilk challenge
* Internet challenges
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| 0:00.0 | Today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by our good friends at Guardian Water Services. |
| 0:06.7 | Yep. If you have disgusted water, maybe you live out in the sticks and you're on well water. |
| 0:12.5 | Or your city water is not so good because it's got chlorine in it and it's like, well, it tastes kind of funny. |
| 0:19.5 | You won't even notice until you get the RO system like me and Daniel Howard. But then you can never go back. No, no, no. You can never, once you have it in your home, you are ruined for going to restaurants. So you go out to eat, you get some dishwater and an old pizza hut cup and it tastes like garbage. It's basically your own personal reverse osmosis system underneath your sink that you get pure water. You don't have to do the water filters and all that stuff. |
| 0:41.7 | Hook it up to your fridge. We know tons of our listeners who've done that. And if you want a full conditioning system in your house, it'll save your pipes. It'll save your appliances. |
| 0:51.0 | Any of the fixtures that you have, plus they use the best in the business. |
| 0:54.5 | They use Westinghouse, which is a company that's been in business for way before I was alive, even. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you could use less expensive soap when you get the conditioning system. They'll explain that all to you, but, you know, you save money on soap, save money on, man, repiping your house is $4,000? |
| 1:11.7 | Like, it's worth it just to get the system so you never have to repipe your house and your dishwasher doesn't break every five years because of, you know, sediment buildup. Well, a lot of you guys know, Josh and his team, you know, guardians, not only do they provide us with clean and wonderful drinking water for our families, but they do a lot for, you know, kids with congenital heart defects. |
| 1:30.4 | They work hand in hand with the Yellowbrook Road Foundation. |
| 1:32.8 | It's something that's near and dear to Josh and his team's heart. |
| 1:35.6 | So they, every time you purchase something, every time you have them out to your house to even do a test or something like that, they're putting a lot of that money back into the community to help Yellowbrook Road and other charities within our area. |
| 1:45.4 | Yep. BDM owned. Josh is a great guy. |
| 1:48.1 | He's a wonderful dude. It's guardian water services.com. |
| 1:51.2 | Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio. |
| 1:55.6 | It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan. |
| 2:03.1 | Hello, This is your |
| 2:04.7 | Mediocre time with Tom and Dan |
| 2:06.7 | program |
| 2:07.5 | We hope that you will find our presentation |
| 2:12.8 | precise |
| 2:13.7 | joke heavy |
| 2:15.3 | And just right |
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