Okay folks, thank you very much indeed for joining us here today.

This is, of course, Planet Porky, Life on.

I am the Portmeister, and with me today, once again, delighted to say, Leslie Ann Jones.

Leslie Ann, how are you, my dear?

I'm fine, thank you. It's lovely to be back.

I have to say that we've had a few ribbled remarks about one or two things that you mentioned in the last Planet Porky podcast. In particular, your examinations, or should I say observations about the anatomy of men, I have to say, you know,

people made a few comments about that one.

Well, they will, won't they? Because people are, you know, what can I say?

Yes, they'll always reach for the lowest common denominator.

Yes.

I can't make excuses for our listeners.

No, but, and of course you're only saying it like you saw it, so to speak.

Which I always do.

Anyway, just to remind you folks that if at any time you want to get in touch,

you want to tell us what you're thinking, how it's going.

Then, of course, you can get in touch by getting hold of Planet Porkypod at gmail.com.

Send us a note to tour on there and we'll be delighted to respond.

Now, talking about all things in relations between men and women, Leslie Ann.

I'm going to show you a picture now, okay.

And for the benefit of our listeners,

this picture is a picture of a man who has been a hero to me all my life,

Don McLean, American Pie, okay?

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