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That's Spooky

67 - SGB #67 - Get a Mini Cow

That's Spooky

Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network | Wondery

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture, Exhibit C

4.92.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to another episode of Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, our new weekly hangout where we break down all of the hot topics from the world of the weird, the scary, and issues that affect the LGBTQIA2+ community!


This week, we cover: it's raining homophobia in Toluca, a woman is saved by the hair on her hairy hare hare, a kite festival in India turns unexpectedly deadly, Chicago's told to never mind the green stuff, and the Beyou Blåhaj is our new favourite shark.


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0:00.0

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0:06.0

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0:36.0

Hello fellow scholarship recipients. Welcome to spooky gate bullshit. I'm Johnny. I'm Tyler and this is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the spooky gate bullshit that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

0:47.0

That's right and it's Friday night. The construction outside has just stopped so it's quiet and we can record and that's where a Hokali and it. Right. Okay. I just received a phone call before we started doing this and I actually had to say to the person.

1:00.0

I'm very sorry but the construction just stopped because they are just around the corner with the people that called me and anyway I was like you know the construction that's happening and they're like yeah well it just stopped so I'm record a podcast real quick and I'll call you back.

1:14.0

Uh-huh and they got it. Yeah because it's loud. The construction is very loud. We're actually like what are we going to do because this is like ongoing construction construction.

1:24.0

Yeah they tore down buildings and now they're going to build new ones. So like we got to move. Yeah we got to move because it's been mess like honestly not to complain about things not worth complaining about but to also complain about things not worth complaining about every time we sat down to record this week we've had to not and had to like just wait for a window of of silence to record in.

1:47.0

Um and we can't do that for the yeah on coming years so what we are going to do we are going to name it now it's operation hunts on the run we are going to do it we are going to get into a new spot we are going to manifest this for the early parts of 2023 it is a smooth transition you all don't need to send us real estate listings don't worry we appreciate it we know we know that a lot of you out there love to look at real estate listings and we've actually gotten like when we've mentioned it on here before.

2:16.0

So many helpful people have reached out it's true and I love it because I'm right there with you it's very kind but what you can do is if you have a witchy candle you can light it yes in our in our honor yeah hunts on the run you can use the hashtag we can make a thing.

2:32.0

But yeah we're going to do it we're going to mobilize and we're going to find a nice apartment and that just means one that doesn't have cockroaches and it's going to have a bathtub and we're going to be happy exactly no cockroaches a bathtub and ideally quiet yeah I'm already happy but I'll be even happier when I get there that's right yeah yeah so here we go but that's that's how we're doing yeah more or less yeah but you know what I'm going to do that.

3:01.0

But you know what it's spooky gay bullshit time it is time to kick back relax and learn about what's going on in the world yeah it's time to forget about all that bullshit get into this bullshit yeah truly because the world is full of bullshit yeah why the show exists totally can we say bullshit a few more times before we do it probably yeah we'll find a way okay so I'm going to kick things off this week and our first story comes out of the city of Toluca in Mexico

3:29.0

and it truly is some gay bullshit that is like so wack a doodle that it is recently gone semi viral on TikTok okay yeah and by semi viral I mean it doesn't have like millions of reshairs it's just in the hundreds of thousands but it's notable all the same anyway so Leo Hernandez was recently visiting Toluca with his boyfriend Tomas from nearby Mexico City where they live and the two were sitting outside of one of the city's churches when they were approached by an orate local woman.

3:58.0

Who not only told them to leave the vicinity immediately but proceeded to spray them with holy water oh my god and then call the police on the the no not the police for being gay in public not the police yeah like thank you for the hydration no thank you for the hate crime absolutely like I mean hey throw a bit of rose water in there we could all use a bit of toner mid day when we're getting oily

4:27.0

but you know you can go call in the police on people yeah it's just ridiculous and I guess the most incendiary thing that the two had been doing up into that point aside from just taking all load off in the public place was they'd hugged each other oh no

4:41.0

something that is not even exclusive to us the gaze but yeah no this woman saw these two these two gaze hugging each other and she said oh no no no no no no she said dark side it she actually

4:56.0

lean it well I mean in her own special way she did so this was caught on video because of course the camera phones came no shortly after this started happening and this is what kind of what led it to going viral on tick talk but she called the police and the woman who is

5:11.0

currently identified or unidentified although people are trying to identify her can be very clearly in the video seen telling them to leave the church since it is the Lord's house and then tries to tell them that it is private property

5:24.0

which it wasn't no and tells them that they are not welcome in the Lord's house then in the video basically Leonardo has handed the phone or ends up you know acquiring the phone and speaks to the police officer that the woman is communicating with who once hearing about the situation

5:44.0

ends up telling the woman that they're not doing anything wrong and that she is being a bigot essentially and they're not going to come down there and back up her bigotry

5:54.0

well good good glad that that was the response that she got absolutely because she was down there saying that these two they'd come from out of out of the area she was like they're not

6:05.0

from here and she literally said they're not from here and they've come from other depraved countries to teach their immorality to the youth here all the while

6:14.0

spraying them with holy water which more closely resembled like a glasses cleaner that she would keep in your purse

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