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That's Spooky

Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network | Wondery

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture, Exhibit C

4.92.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Reporting live from Construction! This week Tyler and Johnny discuss the legend of Gloomy Sunday, as well as the Travis the Chimpanzee Incident. Plus: getting our neck crack/teleports ready for Pride 2023, slightly ambiguous corpse-adjacent news, and the world outside is Topher.


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0:00.0

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0:30.0

Hi everyone, welcome to that spooky I'm Johnny. I'm Tyler and this is weekly podcast that is recorded live from construction.

0:40.0

Yo hell yeah it is. Yes we here are at the center of gentrification reporting live for all of you.

0:47.0

It's listen everybody like there's so much construction happening around us that we've had to start and stop recording this episode so many times.

0:57.0

Yeah and it's kind of a long con so this ties into why we are going to be moving real soon because back in the days when I smoked cigarettes the store that I bought my cigarettes at closed down and then like two years later they decided to actually rip the motherfucker down.

1:15.0

More like three years whatever my timelines are skewed but the thing is they tore like a block of buildings down and they're building a condo next to us and they are moving stuff at all hours of the day and or night.

1:26.0

I believe it. Yeah so we just sat down to record and we were like it's seven o'clock in the evening it is completely clear and then all of a sudden like after a complete evening afternoon of quiet on the western eastern northern and southern fronts all of a sudden they just started like beeping and loading things.

1:44.0

Yeah there's beeping there's boop and there's crash bang boom and so here we are two and a half hours later. Yeah finally able to record.

1:52.0

Ready and willing and able to record yeah and sorry I didn't interrupt you but I was going to like and then to that viral tick talk that's going around right now where they're like who would you warn someone about in your family we referenced it on the most recent episode of spooky snacks because we're obsessed with it but it was like we were sitting here like just trying to do our thing and then the construction just boom day and away.

2:12.0

Y'all already know who I am I'm tofer like it was that that's right the world outside is tofer yeah exactly yeah and we are Olivia.

2:21.0

Yeah hell yeah forever anyway so how are we doing today I you know what I'm all things considered I'm doing great I seem here yeah I'm like yeah well and that's a thing I'm full of light and love and happiness I've come in today excessively happy because I'm not going to lie I have a mother fucker of a topic for you today.

2:41.0

Honestly same like my topic is such a downer okay so we will try to be extra fun for spooky gay bullshit yeah given you know where things are going to go today but is there anything that you want to talk about before we start getting into it.

2:56.0

Oh actually okay yes okay so it has been I've I've listened I feel validated so the spooky bitches have reached out many other spooky bitches also say Schmier.

3:06.0

Oh yes yes yeah and then a lot of other spooky bitches also say H or H sorry yeah yeah you are among friends yeah apparently according to the spooky bitches they say H a lot in Australia in the UK okay I'm just culture yeah exactly that I like that exactly so if they're like oh my god what are camera are you from you're going to be like the most European part mother fucker that's right I say H sorry I say H H.

3:34.0

So you know I can't say it in just say loud and proud baby H yeah okay okay anyway I love that I just wanted to update that because I I'm feeling very seen and literally heard well look I appreciate that and you know I just have to say why not put it in a house keeping just throw it at the beginning oh yeah whatever yeah you know I'm not going to be serious now we're cool.

3:56.0

Alright well do you want to get into some spooky gay bullshit then okay yeah cute so as many of you probably already know we're going to start off by talking about drag race because it's happening and it's kind of like the queer Olympics in a way yeah yeah so if you don't know we are going to talk about RuPaul's drag race the American version because now there are like a million of them and we are usually talk about it for like two to three minutes but yeah we'll talk about the most recent episode and then we'll move on to all the weird shit but yeah let's get into it.

4:24.0

Hmm season 15 episode three just dropped it was the oh god it was the like queer afterlife challenge I don't know what the episode was called but basically yeah they were split into three groups and they all had to create like some sort of infomercial advertising some sort of queer afterlife be it like hell purgatory heaven whatever yeah so do you have high points and low points I do okay and by the way spoilers about so if you don't want to know what happens in season 15 episode three then you might want to skip ahead but yeah let's go.

4:53.0

Let's go for it so my highlight was just Sasha Colby hell yeah straight up I share it with you yeah the neck crack thing yeah like that stunt the neck crack teleport which will be the move of pride to 2023.

5:08.0

Oh hell yeah so if you don't know what we're talking about Sasha Colby in her in the challenge that she was a part of she was depicting gay heaven and essentially she was to be the god of gay heaven.

5:22.0

Leading somebody through the afterlife and every time that they would do a scene change she would do this thing where she would like crack her own neck and then just kind of go back and give the camera cheesy look it was beautiful and they were just teleport to a new location it was great that little group actually did a really good job yeah they're there's

5:39.0

skit is the only skit that has stayed in my mind absolutely and I would like to think that this is now kind of a new part of the I don't even want to say the queer

5:47.5

lexicon like let's just enter this into pop culture that when we are in situations socially speaking that we just want to teleport out of we can now give a knowing glance to a person who's also watched season 15 episode three a drag race we can do that smile neck crack

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