Alright, it is another day, another player, profile, and projection.

These are profiles and projections, Jake.

And we're counting down.

Until the day the talking yanks crew arrives in spring training feet on soil, today we're

doing a man we love.

I don't know what day it is.

We recorded these in advance, but I surely hope it's a Tuesday.

And if it's not, we'll just act like it is because we're doing Tanaka, Masahiro Tanaka

Tuesday.

I think me and Masahiro would just be great friends.

You'd be like his little pet squirrel.

Okay.

No, I didn't picture it like that.

No, not picture it like that.

I picture it like that.

I think we've feeding you peanuts.

I think we would both send jokes back and forth that neither of us fully understood, but

we knew we were making jokes and then we just try to stay straight faced until someone

blew the cover.

So look, that's my prediction for me and Masahiro Tanaka.

My thoughts on Tanaka, which I'm sure many would say, a racist, but it's just because

I don't understand, like I've never heard him talk, but I just think him, but it's like

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