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No Such Thing As A Fish

67: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2015

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Communist Irish bars, the decline of marvellousness and a quarantine for diseased rocks.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:17.7

to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

0:20.3

My name is Dan Treiber.

0:21.3

I'm sitting here with Andy Murray, James Harkin and Aniches Inski.

0:25.2

And once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the

0:28.6

last seven days and in no particular order, here we go.

0:33.7

Starting with fact number one and that's my fact.

0:36.2

My fact this week is that Guantanamo Bay has a gift shop.

0:40.3

Pretty inappropriate.

0:41.3

Yeah, can we know if the prisoners can buy gifts?

0:44.8

Is it like they get let out once a week?

0:46.5

They sell files and they sell wire cushers and things like that.

0:50.7

Now I've got a list of some of the things I do sell.

0:52.8

So Fidel Castro's standing on a boom box with text reading rockin in Fidel's backyard.

0:58.8

You can get golf balls, you can get candles, you can get a plush banana rat which is a type

1:04.0

of rat that they have on Guantanamo Bay.

1:05.9

So there's banana wraps everywhere on Guantanamo Bay.

1:09.1

Otherwise known as Hutia, you would normally call them Hutia but they call them banana

1:13.2

rats but you know why they're called banana rats.

1:15.4

No.

1:16.4

They shape like a banana.

1:17.4

They eat bananas.

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