Welcome back to an episode of I Never Lights with Mateo Lane, Nick Smith, and today we're discussing Katie Perry, Gail King, and Jeff Bezos girlfriend in space.

Nick, we're doing extra long episodes, and by the way I have to talk about being in the emergency room at some point today too.

Yes, we're talking about them in space, aka a complete unknown, as Catherine Elizabeth Hudson, aka Katie Perry,

would call it.

They're all acting.

I'm expecting you to do it.

Yes, you scared him.

Oh, my God.

Should we keep going?

Of course.

Oh, okay.

First of all, I want to say, hot off the press, I got to hang out with Gail King,

and she did say f*** a treat to me. She did. Daytime television, first thing in the morning,

no filter, no bleep.

I said, I have to say, she was so nice. Like, she read my entire book and had all these notes and then she also watched my special and had all these notes. And I felt bad because she was messing up like

one joke for the other. But I don't know how in a six minute section about cooking, she was like,

and I hope this is okay. Say it too. But I don't get in trouble for this. What in the

tree are you talking about? And you can hear this secco. Just her anchor going. And then I love all the articles

trying to be like, we have to discuss. We don't have to discuss. It's Gail King. We reached out to,

we've reached out to Lane's team for comment. No one called me. They called me. I'm Lane's team.

Page six and TMZ. They're like, we've reached out. Who's reached out? Imagine they reach out to me, I'm your team. What would you say, hi, this is page six, and we heard that Gail King said history to

Mateo Lane, who is an openly queer comedian.

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