#67 - Humpin' Baboons and Death Balloons

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2012

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Greg discusses his trip to South Africa, Dave tells the sad tale of a boy and his balloon and Dave actually feels bad about something.

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0:00.0	Artie Farty had a party and all the farts were there.
0:04.2	Tootie fruity laid a beauty and they all went out for air.
0:09.2	All of them.
0:11.8	Hey, bro.
0:14.5	Wait a minute.
0:15.6	Hey, bro?
0:16.1	No, here's the thing.
0:17.2	I'm eating vaginas.
0:18.1	No, that's so fucked up.
0:19.9	Oh, chocolate vaginas. Why would you, is the chocolate even the chocolate even any good? Yeah. Or you're just doing it for a fact, because it's just disgusting. It's good. I mean a little chocolate vaginas. We'll get to it later, but someone sent us a little chocolate vaginas. They're actual chocolate vaginas. And hear you think. Someone knows me.
0:37.6	First talk, you know what's great, let's shout this louder so that my daughters who are getting dressed in the other room can hear me. You're the one shouting. You're the one shouting. I'm talking like a gentleman. I started to show off of poetry. You remember that poem? Oh, she felt he had a party and all. You don't remember Artie Farty had a party? He had a party.
0:34.2	You know, you know, art, right?
0:35.8	He had a party, and all the farts were there.
0:37.5	No.
0:38.0	Yeah, the two-de-fri-de-was. Farty had a party and all... You don't remember Artie Farty had a party? He had a party. You know, you know Art, right?
0:55.3	He had a party and all the farts were there. No. Yeah, Tudy Fridy was there. She laid a beauty and they all went out for air. You don't remember that? God, it's as old as time. And then you say, say, allie Faulty had a party. Oh, the finds were there.
0:52.0	Tutti, fruity, lady, beauty, and they all went out for air.
0:55.8	You're her. And then you say, you say, artie faulty, had a party. All the fans were there.
1:14.2	Dooty fruity, lady, beauty, and they all went out for air.
1:19.9	Have you ever heard one of those stories of someone who was trying to rob, like, a restaurant?
1:31.5	And then, and their way to get into the restaurant, they're like, you know what, I'm going to, I'm going to climb through this vent and slide on down and just pop down over the grill and I'll just go in and rob the restaurant.
1:34.6	But then they get trapped in the vent and they just get stuck in there and then no one knows
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