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The Dumbbells

67: Choosing Health (w/ Jacob Reed)

The Dumbbells

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Fitness, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Comedians, Eugene Cordero, Ryan Stanger, Weights, Exercise, Health, The Dumbbells, Gym

5612 Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2018

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Episode 67!!! The Dumbbells welcome good guy and funny dude Jacob Reed to The Weight Room. The show starts with Stanger demanding Jacob tell them about a very weird/embarrassing job from his past. HINT: it involves porn - and it's not what you think. Then Jacob goes into his long history with health food and exercise and how he got away from it for so long before finally choosing to go back. Last the group answers a listener question about nutrition. BONUS: Be sure to listen for a new February challenge!!!


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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:07.3

This is the Dombaugh's Personal Fitness Podcast where we, I'm Eugene Cordero.

0:11.9

Me.

0:12.8

I'm Ryan Stanger, have discussions and answer questions and all things, health and fitness.

0:16.0

This is solely based on our own working experience and a little bit of lizards.

0:20.3

Yeah.

2:03.0

So please keep in mind that we're not, never claimed to be doctors. No, we're just a couple of lizards. Love ourselves from fitness. Want to help you with yours. And the help can start right now, lizard. What did you get lizards from from that? That's probably sounded was lizard-y? Yeah, you sounded monstrous. And then all I could think of was, for some reason, all I could think of is a big lizard in a lab coat, little Spider-Manny. Yeah, is that the lizard? Yeah. I think it's just called the lizard, right? Yeah. And I don't know if he sounds like that, but in my mind, he sounded like you doing that just in that moment. So that's what I did. That guy lost his arm. And then he experimented with like reptilian DNA to regrow and he just fucking lizarded. Hey, I think it was a step up. Yeah. Because now he moves faster. Well, I don't know what he's doing nowadays. If you're out there. He's still practicing medicine? Yeah, tweet at us. Lizard, if you're out there, tweet at us. But there's somebody that doesn't have to tweet at us because motherfucker is sitting right here in the wait room. Please welcome, ladies and gentlemen, Jacob Reed. Hey guys. Am I not supposed to be tweeting at you during this? No. No, man, put your phone down. Shit. Whoops. Blowing us up, man. All spam stuff too. Yeah, I have a lot of stuff I want to try to sell you guys. Yeah. He sent me a me a fucking link to untucked. Yeah. You got to try them. Yeah. They're coming hard after me. Oh, yeah. They really want me to have a swoop in the front of my shirt. Uh, Jacob. So Jacob and I go way back. We performed together improv at UCB Franklin.

2:03.6

Yeah.

2:06.2

And you guys are in the Rufios together.

2:07.6

On the Rufios together.

2:11.2

And God, we've probably known each other for like eight or nine years now. That's crazy.

2:12.1

Yeah, that's true.

2:12.9

That is true.

2:13.7

Wait, did you guys know each other pre-team?

2:16.2

Well, kind of.

2:17.4

Yeah. Yeah, we had done know each other pre-team? Well, kind of. Yeah.

2:18.3

Yeah, we had done shows in the same, like, slot at I.O., but not on the same team.

2:24.3

Not on the same team, but like we would do before them or after them, and that was where, that

2:29.5

was, so in L.A., there is, there's an improv community and there's an indie improv community. And this was

2:35.8

when that was first starting. So it was really small. There was only a couple kind of teams doing it.

2:40.4

There was a team that, uh, that I was on with Justin Michael and then Betsy and Tony were on

2:44.9

bearing with us. And we played shows with you guys. And I remember that what was your team?

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